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im kt and i was born in 1998 and my social security number is

[sandmandaddy69]

[captain-price-returns]

[kiahomo]

manual too

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[princessmo]

[neverwonderneverremember]

we must invent a way to access the 3 beers mindset while having 0 beers

[oneheadtoanother]

[wiiwheel]

I'm mid but I am free

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[phthalomoon]

The scene where Hawk tells everyone that Margaret died is obviously very sad but I can’t get over the fact that Frank just has a picture of a fish open on his laptop?? I -

wtf was he doing???

[sandmandaddy69]

[dgeometric]

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[malibuklaus]