BE KIND. STAY HUMBLE.

22. Muay Thai & Football. Echte Liebe 💛

[mimisfantastyblog]

Need one of those chairs with a built-in dildo. Just imagine, you call your friends over for dinner and place the chair along with the other normal chairs in the dining room. You make me wear a skirt with no panties and force me to sit all the way down in the dildo chair. Your friends arrive for dinner and sit right across from me, completely oblivious I'm sitting on a dildo as to others and, it looks like a normal chair I'm sitting on. I almost make it through the night without anyone noticing until you suddenly slip a vibrator inside my skirt on max and place it on my clit which causes me to cum with a loud moan right in front of your friends. I look up, expecting them to be shocked only to see them stroking their cocks. Turns out they knew from the beginning. I look at you, wanting an answer only to see you grinning and I realize you were prepping me for a long night all along.

[yeesiine]

a bookstore date always sounds like a good idea.

[help-me-yes]

[princehoseok]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[jake2bb]

Confession time...

Please re-blog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

[myheartflutters]

I Need This Pin (VIA AVAILABLE HERE)

[zerockzeslaughter]

YOOOOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW BADLY I NEED THIS

[just-a-person-on-earth]

... Holy crap, that-... That's me. They turned my brain into a pin... & I want it.

[legacyxcrew]

Me in a nutshell 💀

[sweetlicorice]

How did my brain turn into a pin?

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[aidashakur]

Currently soft launching my disappearance

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[wafadz]

Constantine, Algeria

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[1-800-horrorfilms]

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

[femalegothic]

one of the most important tweets ever twote

[jawpeople]