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🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🫶 He/him

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[theehorsepusssy]

[ghostfails]

[plasmalogical]

sentence that makes you burst into tears

[mousey-toy]

[blasesaint]

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[livydragonheart]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[pansyfemme]

do you guys think its concerning that this has to be the third time i’ve been featured on this blog

[eroscestlavie]

[caffedorzo]

[carolxdanvers]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[red-mercer]

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts

[nightcorp]

[dearest-lady-disdain]

bold words for a man who has been killing people for eleven episodes straight

[happybunnykat]

It's never not funny to me that Leon, the most by the books Knight in all of Camelot, hears Merlin say "I need a crossbow to kill the king right now." And his first thought is "Damn Merlin is being funny as hell today" and hands him the best crossbow in the armory.

[liminalspacetelescope]

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

[despazito]

[henshinhere]

[cybelusreverie]

wait.i have an idea.lets crush me with a rock

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one