kNope

[pansyfemme]

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

[into-the-groove]

this evil version of it is killing me

[depsidase]

[moonstonecassie]

@isuggestrevolution

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jarnt8]

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

[thememedaddy]

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[crazy-pages]

The aircraft are all under the command of the Australian government, which has declared that the nuclear arsenals are not their problem and that no aircraft will help anyone out with that problem. Your grandfather did fly with the bracelet one time, but he only got away with that because no one involved knew what the bracelet was and it would have been a huge deal if anyone had realized what was up. If you charter a flight towards the world's only hydraulic press, the Australians will know and throw lightning at the plane.

[kandoros]

You can't fly to Arizona because the FBI has a massive radar installation located right next to the hydraulic press, and part way through the story Seal Team Six gets upgraded to also being fighter pilots.

[crispywisp]

[angelicguy]

going to the function w/ 3 sativa infused edibles in me

[plantanarchy]

the next customer who comes in and says "gonna be a hot one!" I'm going to respond " WHEW baby yer right bout to give myself some croccy sloppies this afternoon fer sure" with no explanation

[plantanarchy]

WHEW

[beemovieerotica]

this is insaaaane, our brains are so fucking weird

[lillie-garden]

This poor guy looks exactly like the type who this scientist has been Experimenting On For Years 😭

[void0m]

ms paint study from 2021

[diospore]

[magical-awesome-kid]

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

[depsidase]

[geocaprican]

It is becoming increasingly apparent that colonialism never really ended, but like so many other previously government sponsored enterprises it moved to the private sector and rebranded

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[urgentkettle]

Well Master Splinter, through the night, gave them names, taught them to fight, and from the sewers came a cowabunga

teenaged mutant, ninja turtles teenaged mutant, ninja turtles

[crap-userrname16]

[furryprovocateur]

this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

[roseoilz]

translucent fabric sculptures by korean artist do ho suh

[teaboot]

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[thememedaddy]

[only-cat-memes]

[pooblet]

@royalfirefly @suntears1037