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[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Traditional Chinese yaoshan腰扇/waist fan, a type of fan that can be hung on the waist.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

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[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[melyzard]

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for...

Jul 6th

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1. can you give me a calamity lan wangji x god wei wuxian preferably with lan wangji dying by the discipline whip while visiting the burial mounds but if not it’s ok! thanks in advanceee!!!!! @siri123456789

🔒❤️ Somewhere Sits an Empty Throne by Siamesa (E, 19k, WangXian, TGCF Fusion, Gods & Goddesses, Ghosts, Romance, vengeance, Canon-Typical Violence, Dark LWJ, Grief/Mourning, Explicit Sexual Content, Angst with a Happy Ending, Translation into Español available) I think Lan Wangji dies due to the discipline whip but I haven’t read it in a while so I may be wrong. Still, it’s calamity Lan Wangji and god Wei Wuxian

Calamity!Lan Wangji series by PlumCherryPeach (E, 41k, WangXian, HC & LWJ, XL & WWX, HuaLian, JC & WWX, JC & LWJ, HX & HC & LWJ, Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Role Reversal, Angst with a Happy Ending, Canon Divergence, Ghosts, Dead LWJ, but like in a sexy way, LWJ is a Calamity, Dark LWJ, Kinda?, he’s not evil he’s just goth and horny, Gods & Goddesses, Deity WWX, Post-Canon for TGCF, Post-First Siege of the Burial Mounds for MDZS, Sentient Burial Mounds, Song: Inquiry, Not Cultivation World Friendly, beefleaf? more like beefgrief, fengqing exist in this solely to provide plot convenient childcare, LWJ-centric, Cultivation World Critical, Crack, Humor, Drunk LWJ, LWJ and WWX Have a Breeding Kink, HX is so fucking done with these mxtx protagonists, Canon-Typical peer pressure about drinking)

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2. A) I'm reading a fic that follows the story of the show, of course, with differences, and it's at the part where Wei Ying confronts Wen Chao and Wen Zhuliu while Lan Zhan and Jiang Cheng are on the roof watching the confrontation. My request is this: are there fics where Lan Zhan and Jiang Cheng never confront each other? Where Wei Ying spent most of or all of the war on the outskirts, and no one knew he was the one killing the Wens? They either find out later, after the war, or close to the end of the war. Or heck, maybe they never find out. I would be interested in any kind, just as long as it's where Lan Zhan and Jiang Cheng never saw Wei Ying kill them or know about his resentment use for most of the story.

B) Looking for any stories where Lan Zhan has a YiLing LaoZu kink. Not just Wei Ying, but when he gets all YiLing LaoZu and Lan Zhan gets all hot and bothered. I prefer stories where he accepts the kink, but I will read them if he struggles with accepting it too. He just has to have the kink. @marietsy40-blog

2A)

Grief Kindly Stopped by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 5k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Identity Porn, Angst with a Happy Ending, POV LWJ, AU after WWX gets dropped in the Burial Mounds, Light Horror, Fix-It, [Podfic] Grief Kindly Stopped by sisi_rambles)

2B)

But the rose was awake all night for your sake/Knowing your promise to me by x_los (E, 8k, WangXian, Tentacle Sex, Tentacle Dick, Sunshot Campaign, Happy Ending, Healing Sex, Magical Healing Cock, Sex Magic, Ritual Sex, YLLZ WWX, LWJ Has a YLLZ Kink, Telepathy, id tentacles, the physical manifestation of repressed emotions, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Episode 22, Getting Together, Confessions, [Podfic of] But the rose was awake all night for your sake/Knowing your promise to me by exmanhater)

Caught Between Sun and Shadows by Alliandra (E, 71k, WangXian, LXC & LWJ, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Canon Divergence, Sunshot Campaign, Arranged Marriage, YLLZ WWX, Mutual Pining, battle husbands, LWJ Has a YLLZ Kink, Switch WangXian, The mortifying ordeal of falling in love with your own husband, especially since you haven't even seen his face, Resentacles, Sex Pollen, Fuck or Die, Golden Core Reveal, Political Shenanigans, Hurt/Comfort, WQ is the brains of this operation, JGS remains the worst, Light BDSM, LXC is the best brother, Translation into Español available)

red strings and eager hands by isabilightwood (E, 9k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, PWP, Angst with a Happy Ending, lwj looks at wwx out of it with resentful energy and says you know what would fix this? stripping, wingmen wen siblings, Rope Bondage, Humiliation Kink, Dubious Consent, dubcon is for the bondage the sex is explicitly consensual, Dominant WWX, Submissive LWJ, Praise Kink, LWJ Has a YLLZ Kink, Face-Fucking, Coming Untouched, Bottom LWJ, in the sense of fingering, Aftercare, Love Confessions, Getting Together)

Glimpses Of The Past by A_simple_Cookie, GoschateWabn (G, 79k, WangXian, Age Regression/De-Aging, Good Sibling JC, YLLZ WWX, Young WWX, Childhood Memories, Fluff and Angst, Twin Prides of Yunmeng Feels, Twin Prides of Yunmeng Dynamics, LWJ Has a Yiling Laozu Kink, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Family Bonding, Post-Canon, WWX Needs a Hug, Gremlin WWX, Hijinks & Shenanigans, beware WWX shenanigans inside, Translation into Русский available)

inevitable everything by isabilightwood (E, 193k, WangXian, WQ/MM, XuanLi, BSSR/LY, Canon Divergence, YLLZ WWX, but WWX is BSSR’s disciple/adoptive grandson too, the cultivation sects think this is a, War Prize AU, it’s actually self-arranged marriage, Arranged Marriage, yin iron shenanigans, LWJ Has Friends, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking, LWJ Has a YLLZ Kink, Switch WangXian, BDSM, Submissive LWJ, Dominant WWX, Angst with a Happy Ending, magical illness of a side character (who will get better), Rope Bondage, Impact Play, Rimming, Bottom LWJ, Temperature Play, Face-Fucking, Breathplay, (talisman-based breathplay to be specific), Cock Warming, Public Scene, no one gets naked in public this is the sense of WWX invents the, Remote Controlled Vibrator, Semi-Public Sex, Outdoor Sex, Blindfolds, one qingmian smut scene with oral and fingering, Minor Character Death, All Sex Scenes Are Skippable!)

🔒 Finally in Gusu by Tha_sthar (E, 6k, WangXian, Incense Burner, Post-Canon, YLLZ WWX, Time Travel, Older LWJ, WWX in WWX's Body, Young WWX, Mutual Pining, Love Confessions, Bold LWJ, Dream Sex, Porn with Feelings, WWX Goes to Gusu, LWJ Has a YLLZ Kink, Sexy YLLZ WWX, LWJ Has a Biting Kink, Translation into Português brasileiro available)

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3. Hey! This is for the next ITMF!

So I'm looking for post-canon wangxian fics, specifically book canon because I want them to already be together and most "The untamed" post-canon fics focus on how they get together. I'd prefer it if they're medium to long fics (more than 20000 words) and mature or explicit. I don't mind if they're fluffy or angsty, I'll read anything! I tried the "Established Relationship" and other tags on AO3 but most of them were modern au and I was wondering if you have any suggestions that may not have that specific tag and that's why I can't find them. Thank you! :)

They Have a Son series by vesna (mrsronweasley) (E, 79k, WangXian, ZhuiYi, Mpreg, overly indulgent nonsense, Curtain Fic)

🔒 abort retry fail by aroceu (E, 21k, WangXian, Amnesia, Amnesia WWX, Universe Alteration, Wangxian Are Married With A Son, Internalized Homophobia, Handholding, Masturbation, Anal Sex, Breeding Kink, Size Kink, Self-Lubrication, sex tears, Creampie, Novel Dynamics, Canon-Typical Kink, Sharing a Bed, Cuddling & Snuggling, acts of service, Fluff and Humor, straight boy WWX)

An Impossibility Worth the Attempt by azure_enechelon (M, 62k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Canon-Typical Homophobia, JC is a jerk but he’s trying, WWX is a good teacher, Siblings JC & WWX, casefic, Married WangXian, Canon-Typical Kink)

A Flower in Bloom (or Wei Wuxian Crashes a Party) by parasolghost (E, 30k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Crossdressing, Humor, Fluff and Smut, Established Relationship, Festivals, Dancer WWX, Insecurity, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Porn with Feelings, mild possessive behavior)

A Murder At Cloud Recesses by LilyFaraday (M, 86k, WangXian, LXC/ OC(s), Murder, Attempted Murder, Mystery, Adoption, Adopted Children, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Married WangXian, Lots of cute baby, And murder investigations, Wangxian find a baby and want to adopt him, Supportive LXC, LXC Needs a Hug, Good Kid LSZ, murder investigation, Some Romance, Especially Wangxian)

Curse of the Golden Fox by siralanoftrebond (E, 40k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Curses, Curse Breaking, Case Fic, Investigations, Mystery, Animal Transformation, Fluff, Light Angst, Mild Kink)

Something Precious by diamondbruise (M, 42k, WangXian, WIP, Amnesia, Curses, Case Ficish, Post-Canon, Angst, Falling In Love, Again, Happy Ending, had to remove "just a little bit" after the angst tag, Minor Character Death, Blood and Injury, Jealousy)

winter thunder, summer snow by vxmins (E, 20k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Case Fic, Porn with Plot, aftermath of war, Demonic Cultivation, Sparring, Roleplay, Domestic Bliss, Under-negotiated Kink)

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4. Hello! I'm new at this so please be patient with me❤🙏. I'm looking for fic recommendations where WWX gets transmigrated into an omegaverse version of his world.

Thank you for your time! @weiwuxianwifey2w2

Achievement Unlocked 🔓 by UseMyMuse (E, 84k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Transmigration, Crack, Sassy System, Canonical Character Death, Reincarnation/Transmigration, Bamf wwx, mild to major violence briefly mentioned, Mild/brief mentions of torture, Kidnapping, Accidental Child Acquisition)

Write It on My Neck by diamondbruise (E, 23k, WangXian, A/B/O, Transmigration, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Fake Marriage, Falling In Love, Jealousy, Happy Ending, Anal Sex, Spanking, usual wangxian cnc elements, Misunderstandings, Translation into Русский available, [Podfic] Cold read of "Write It on My Neck" by diamondbruise by KeriArentikaiPods (KeriArentikai))

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5. Itmf fics centering lwj!

A) canon verse where it deals with his identity as a gay man in a homophobic society. especially how his brother and gusu lan deal with it since he was semi outed to at least 33 of the elders. any time during canon is fine though, but during the 13 years would be ideal!!

B) fics where he loves wwx very much and marvels at how lucky he is to have this second chance with him!! I just think he would have so many feelings about the fact that wwx is alive again and his husband after so long thinking he could never have that. @dragon-on-ice

5A)

Beyond Borders by WordsofRaven (E, 151k, WangXian, MXY/OMC(s), Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Happy Ending, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Friendship, Found Family, Mutual Pining, Pining LWJ, Pining WWX, LWJ-King of Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Foxes, Lot of foxes, Mystery, Switch WangXian, LWJ Needs a Hug, WWX Needs a Hug, Hurt WWX, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Sex, MXY is a sweetheart, MXY Deserves Happiness, LWJ-centric, Slow Burn, Period-Typical Homophobia, Devoted LWJ, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Soft WangXian, Smut, Tenderness, Healing, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs, First Time Bottoming, First Time Topping, LWJ & WWX are inexperienced, You will have to be patient to see WWX, But it's so worth it) the only fic I can think of is divergent (Wei Wuxian isn’t summoned by Mo Xuanyu, but he returns to life many years later) but otherwise fits the request

5B)

All According to Plan by pupeez4eva (T, 6k, WangXian, Time Travel, Humor, Cloud recess days, Post-Canon)

call me home and I’ll build you a throne by anaphoricae (E, 51k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Cloud Recesses, Getting Together, Developing Relationship, Self-Indulgent, Gusu Lan Juniors Dynamics, Touch-Starved, Non-Sexual Intimacy… and then Sexual Intimacy, Lán Juniors Gossiping about Wangxian, as a treat, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, WWX Has a New Golden Core, Farmer WWX, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Mutual Pining, Communication, Quietly Falling Into a Married Life, Light Angst, Wholesome, POV LWJ, POV WWX, LWJ in braids agenda, Sharing a Bed, WWX’s Birthday, Semi-Public Sex, Cold Springs, Inventor WWX, Jealous WWX, Translation into Русский available, Translation into Türkçe available)

Preparing the Soil by Rynne (T, 26k, WangXian, LQR & LWJ, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Family Issues, Family Conflict, Uncle-Nephew Relationship, Chinese Holidays, Chinese New Year, Birthdays, Good Kid LSZ, Meta Arguments, POV LWJ, Protective LWJ, Married WangXian, LWJ's Birthday, LSZ's Birthday, Soft WangXian, LWJ Has to Talk a Lot, Gusu Lan Sect Rules, Gusu Lan Sect, Letting Go of Resentment, The WWX Rule, Good Sibling LXC, Improving Uncle LQR, Grappling with the Lans' Part in the Siege, learning to be better, Music, LWJ Is a Composer, LWJ Is Good at Communicating Actually, Not JC Friendly)

everyone wants to be yours, but you're already mine by monsshi (G, 3k, WangXian, Established Relationship, Established WangXian, Married Couple, Jealous LWJ, Oblivious WWX, Grumpy JC, Good Nephew JL, Romance, Romantic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Public Display of Affection, Married WangXian, Happy Ending, Post-Canon, Twin Prides of Yunmeng Dynamics, JC & WWX Are Siblings, Protective JC, Everyone Loves WWX)

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6. i'm in the mood for a fic where its a really, really angsty wwx whump. preferably over 10k words , and bonus if its wangxian and has a happy ending

🔒 Escaping the Tiger's Mouth by Elhana (T, 55k, WangXian, JC & WWX & JYL, Canon Divergence, Sunshot Campaign, Golden Core Reveal, in several ways even!, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, Hurt WWX, Yunmeng Siblings Feels, Getting Together, Love Confessions, tiny hints of Chengqing, POV Multiple, [Podfic] Escaping the Tiger's Mouth by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona))

The Edge of Night by Hobbsy3 (M, 277k, WangXian, XuanLi, Modern AU, Zombie Apocalypse, Yúnmèng Siblings Dynamics, Accidental Baby Acquisition During a Zombie Apocalypse, Junior Quartet, (except they’re all babies), Angst with a Happy Ending, Minor Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Blood and Gore, Ensemble Cast, Worst Zombie Fighting Team Ever, Found Family, [Podfic of] The Edge of Night by Hobbsy3 by AuntieIroh) translations available in multiple languages

Game Night by Hobbsy3 (T, 46k, WangXian, JYL/JZX, JC & WWX & JYL, NMJ/LXC, Kidnapping, Implied/Referenced Torture, Witness Protection, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Dark Comedy, Modern, Protective LWJ, Protective JYL, Protective JC, Actually protective everyone they're all pissed, Being Actually kidnapped during your fake kidnapping murder mystery party, Fusion with the movie 'Game Night', Mentioned Junior Quartet, They show up here and there but they're six years old, TGCF cameos if you squint, The Wen siblings do show up I promise, Just in a little while, [Coldread of] Game Night by Hobbsy3 by AuntieIroh)

Heroes Aren't Meant to Survive by Hobbsy3 (M, 265k, WangXian, JC & WWX, JYL & WWX, JC & LWJ, WWX & WN, WIP, Angst with a Happy Ending, Torture, Kidnapping, Politics, WWX loses a hand, Rescue Missions, Revenge, Cinnamon Roll WN, Protective JC and JYL, Protective LWJ, Protective WWX, Protective LXC, (eventually), Fix-It, Canon Divergence just before the Massacre at Lotus Pier, Alternate Sunshot Campaign, No Fall of Lotus Pier, This one is heavy, But there IS a happy ending and fix it I promise, Hurt/Comfort, Minor Character Death)

To lurk, to lie in wait by trippednfell (M, 124k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Huli Jing, strangers to co-parents to lovers, Strangers to Lovers, Dragons, Kid Fic, teenage juniors, background NieLan, Angst with a Happy Ending, Case Fic, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Not Really Character Death, Fox Spirit WWX, Dragon LWJ, Blood and Injury, Additional Warnings In Author’s Note, [Podfic] "To lurk, to lie in wait" by trippednfell by raitala)

Birthday Party by waffles_4_breakfast (E, 102k, WangXian, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Misunderstandings, Sharing a Bed, Angst with a Happy Ending, Happy Ending, Getting Together, Mutual Pining, Canon-Typical Violence, Pining, Slow Burn, Poison, Torture, Requited Unrequited Love, First Time, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Rough Sex, Oral Sex, Come as Lube, Bondage, Dom/sub Undertones, Spit As Lube, Rimming, Consensual Non-Consent, Safe Sane and Consensual, Additional Warnings In Author’s Note, Traducción Española)

🔒 Whumptober: Torture and In The Hands of the Enemy by treemaidengeek (T, 4k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Torture, but not explicitly shown; see author's note for details, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Protective LWJ, Hostage Situations, no one is having a good day here)

🧡 decay by antebunny (G, 15k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Angst, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, the fluffiest ending, Hurt/Comfort, [Podfic] decay by zaffre)

in your skin by darkredloveknot (enheduane) (E, 10k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Pre-Relationship, Getting Together, Horror, Body Horror, Blood and Gore, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Love Confessions, Non-Consensual Body Modification, kinda??, Reflections over death and self-worth, mentions of canon suicide, Near Death Experiences, 🔒 [Podfic] in your skin by flamingwell)

a buried and burning flame by otherhippo (hippopotamus) (T, 17k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Implied/Referenced Torture, Kinda dark?, Angst with a Happy Ending, does it count as bedsharing if theres…no bed, Imprisonment, Hurt/Comfort)

the price of a home by JemTheKingOfSass (T, 13k, JC & WWX, Whipping Boy AU, Pre-Canon, Canon verse events, TW details in top Notes of any chapter when necessary, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, the price of a home [podfic] by esbielle)

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7. I'm in the Mood for a Fic where LWJ finds out about the extent of the JIangs Abuse and does something about it? Or, just dark, protective LWJ who ready to throw hands for WWX! Thank you so much! @maelstrom-of-emotions

🔒 Come Lay Your Head Down Beside Me by Preludian_Staves (Not Rated, 9k, WangXian, No Sunshot Campaign, Fluff and Angst, protective Lans, Not Jiang Clan Friendly, Mpreg, Established Relationship, Getting Together, Past Abuse, Child Abuse, Getting to Know Each Other, Inventor WWX, Genius WWX)

🧡 Dispersing Clouds by dreamingofcake (E, 283k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Genius WWX, Inventor WWX, Not Jiang Family Friendly, Abusive YZY, Canonical Child Abuse, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Eventual Sex, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm (Background Character), Background Character Deaths, child deaths, Canon JC, Good Uncle LQR, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Cultivation Sect Politics, Homophobia, Heteronormativity, Feelings Realization, WWX is Not Oblivious, Translation into Русский available)

🔒 in the shadow of moonlit flowers by Reverie (cl410) (T, 48k, WangXian, NieLan, Cloud Recesses, LWJ & NHS Friendship, Developing Relationship, POV LWJ, Minor Injuries, Autistic LWJ, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, aka the Madam Yu warning, Genius WWX, Light Angst And Hurt/Comfort, WWX Protection Squad, Gusu Lan Sect, Slow Burn, Protective LWJ, LWJ-centric, [Podfic] "in the shadow of moonlit flowers" by Reverie (cl410). by raitala)

🔒 use the wood brought in by the tide by Lirazel (M, 27k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Hurt/Comfort, Warning for Physical Abuse, Falling In Love With Your Husband, pining for your husband, Sibling solidarity, dealing with your in-laws, lwj’s typical inner maelstrom of emotions, WWX Whump, Protective!LWJ, lwj&jyl friendship, intimate hair brushing, Skinny Dipping, Growing Up, Establishing boundaries)

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8. Hiii for the next itmf, any wangxian dating show AU? I already checked the reality tv compilation but I read them all, so if you have any news ones or ones that are not there it’d be great!! Thanksss 🙏

Are You the One? by catina_katana (M, 70k, WangXian, dating show, Reality TV, Single's Inferno Setting, Modern, Compulsory Heterosexuality, Gay Panic, Gay Awakening, Oblivious WWX, First Love, Fun and Fluff, Crack, Slow Burn, First Kiss, Eventual Smut, First Time, Competition, Dating, Endgame WangXian, LWJ FUCKS, Idiots in Love, POV WWX, straight boy WWX)

🔒 Behind the Camera: Lost in Love by Luckythimble (T, 52k, WangXian, WIP, Reality TV, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Modern, Light Angst, Jealousy, Pining LWJ, Bachelor, Jealous LWJ, Scheming NHS, NHS Knows Everything, dating show, Bachelor WWX, LWJ is lowkey judgy, But have you seen WC's shoes?, LWJ & NHS Friendship, Slow Burn, Angst) note that Wei Wuxian is a contestant while Lan Wangji is a cameraman in this one

Love Is Blind (and also stupid) by DizziDreams (T, 5k, WangXian, Love is Blind AU, Reality Show, Modern, Translation into Español available)

The Deadline by adultpangolin (babypangolin) (E, 50k, WangXian, Female LWJ/Female WWX, Reality Show, Musician LWJ, Reality TV Star WWX, Rule 63, Fluff, biblically accurate new york city, inaccurate everything else, Wangxian-typical D/s undertones, Face-Sitting, Vaginal Fingering, Under-negotiated Kink, Choking, Inspired by Chrishell from Selling Sunset and her whirlwind romance with G-Flip, the Jins are Kardashians (and MXY is Kylie Jenner))

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9. Hi!!! Another itmf! Love these,

A) This is a pretty broad one I guess? But I haven’t been able to find any, maybe I need to practice my Tagging… but immortal wangxian in modern era! As in they lived forever lmao, or anything along those lines

B) fics surrounding teen wei ying in lotus pier! So not so heavily on cloud recess arc, either before or after!

As always I prefer Completed fics, but since I haven’t seen much for these, any fics that have been regulary updated are perfect aswell! @yuyuxwho

9A)

A Completely Normal, Ordinary and Very Much Not Crazy College Life by magicintheroom (G, 10k, WangXian, Immortal LWJ & WWX, Professor LWJ, Professor WWX, Modern Cultivation, tfw when ur profs are immortal, the internet is a crazy place to be, BAMF WWX, BAMF LWJ, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Genius WWX, Inventor WWX, Teacher WWX, Teacher LWJ)

…And they were Cultivators by porkmincenoodle (T, 4k, WangXian, Modern, Immortality, mild homophobia, Comedy, WWX being himself, Museums, Wangxian are immortals, and they see an exhibition on the cultvation world, so they decide to be menaces to the public, POV Outsider)

ridiculous future bullshit by sami (M, 191k, WangXian, WQ/JC/LXC, WWX & LSZ, LSZ/Other, JYL/OMC, Future Fic, in theory it follows on from an au specifically, The Same Moon Shines Series, the rewriting of history, if the past was different the future is different, But still ridiculous, Humour, the evolution of fashion, immortals through history, LWJ visits other cultures and judges them, Modern AU, a centuries-long game of telephone, best boy LSZ, Pride Parades, Cats, the legend of WQ, Academia, Border Crossings, biosecurity, Paperwork, Family, Parents and Children, Uncles and nephews, the mortifying ordeal of your family seeing how you really live, Social Media, Chaos Gremlin WWX, University, outsider pov, Movie Stars, Fluff, Weddings, Adventures)

so you’ve been robbed by a museum by yukla (M, 5k, WangXian, JC & WWX, Modern AU, Mutual Pining, yearning tm, Mild Sexual Content, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, immortal cultivators in a modern world, JC is a good brother, WWX has a couple self-worth issues)

9B)

sweet chaos by eachandeverydimension (G, 86k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Canon Divergence, Fluff, Romance, Light Angst, Falling In Love, Different First Meeting, Qīnghéng-jūn’s A+ Parenting, Night Hunts, Chinese Language, Good Sibling LXC, Good Sibling JYL, POV LWJ, Getting Together, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Chinese Culture, Slow Burn, No Homophobia AU, Translation into Español available)

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10. this is for the next itmf ! do you guys know any wangxian murder mystery-ish fics where one of them is a suspect and the other is the investigator/detective ? I feel like most wangxian ficsive read haave them both as detectives

Keep Track of Losing Days by giraffeter (T, 74k, WangXian, NieLan, Modern AU, Case Fic, Police, Missing Persons, Getting Together, Flashbacks, Detective LWJ, antifa WWX, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sharing a Bed, First Meetings, Seattle, Mutual Pining, nonfatal car accident, mafia wens, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Friends to Lovers, Translation into Español available) the closest I can think of are Keep Track of Losing Days, which has Lan Wangji as the detective on a missing person’s case involving Wei Wuxian

Scapegoat by FinallyGotTheInvitation (E, 300k, WangXian, Modern, Trials, Lawyer LWJ, Defendant WWX, Courtroom Drama, False Accusations, Criminal Investigation, Threats of Violence, Death penalty, well not actually but there's threats of it, author's limited knowledge of law stuff, Hurt WWX, Protective LWJ, Childhood Trauma, Murder Mystery, Pining, Soft WangXian, Fluff and Angst, Slow Burn-ish they have a trial to get through, Domestic Bliss, Happy Ending, Found Family, Bad Parent YZY, neutral JC, Good Sibling JYL, neutral LXC, Bad Uncle LQR, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, POV Alternating, There will be Porn, Pining While Fucking, Gentle Sex, Smut, Kissing, Neck Kissing, all other ways to say 'emotionally horny sex' ok, Eventual Smut, Praise Kink, Homophobia, chapter specific TWs will be in top notes, Power Play, Wet Dream, blowjob, slight breathplay, Breeding Kink, sex wrestling, Tickling, WWX is a Brat, Illustrations, Spanish translation in the works, [Podfic] Scapegoat by FinallyGotTheInvitation by NB_Ruth_Valarie) and Scapegoat, which has Lan Wangji as a lawyer representing alleged serial killer Wei Wuxian.

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11. Are there any fanfiction with a vibe similar to hordes and treasures? and by that i mean the Lan's stealing Wei Ying from the Jiang's with insidiousness/under their nose?

Like stones on an unseen board by Vir_Abelasan (Not rated, 11k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Dark LWJ, Older LWJ, Teacher LWJ, dark twin jades, Age Difference, Manipulation, Protective LWJ, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Corporal Punishment, Relatively canon-typical abusive Jiangs, WWX Get a Happy Ending, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Not JC Friendly, Not Jiang Clan Friendly) please note that Lan Wangji is older and is Wei Wuxian’s teacher in this one

🧡 To have and to hold by Moominmammashandbag (M, 78k, WangXian, JFM & YZY, JYL/NMJ, saved by the forehead ribbon, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Happy Ending, Major Character Injury, POV Alternating, BAMF teenage WWX, Based on the drama, the Nie clan is awesome, don't disrespect Madam Jin, Eventual Smut, Food as a Metaphor for Love, NMJ deserves love, Weddings, Strangulation, XY appears only to die almost immediately, Apologies, Temporary Character Disability, Minor Character Death, Attempted Seduction, JGS is a horrible human being, JZX will find love once he becomes a better person, Attempted Sexual Assault, Kidnapping, Stabbing, Nightless City desperately needs a makeover, WQ and also WN finally show up, BAMF LWJ, remember that Lan ancestral guqin?, JZX becomes a better person, Semi-Public Sex, BAMF WQ, Internalised ableism)

What is Right? What is Wrong? by jmfan001 (M, 203k, LWJ/WWX/LXC, QHJ & WWX, WIP, Dark Gusu Lan Sect, Dark LXC, Dark LWJ, Jiang Family Bashing, JC Bashing, Time Travel, Genius WWX, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Slow Romance, Angst with a Happy Ending)

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12. Hii this is for itmf I actually sobbed reading this fic "Even death couldn’t separate us for long by orphan_account" do you have any recs that are that sad? Doesn't even have to be a chronically ill one just something with a sad theme? (Bonus points if it has a kinda happy ending)

to the act of making noise by words-writ-in-starlight (WordsWritInStarlight) (G, 19k, LSZ & LWJ, LSZ & WWX, WangXian, Grief/Mourning, Father-Son Relationship, inquiry, LSZ is the best of boys and I will not hear debate, Music, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Found Family, 🔒 [Podfic] to the act of making noise by Ceewelsh, flamingwell, kisahawklin, Rionaa) this story generally and especially the with music version of the podfic

总有一天; a place to hide (can’t find one near) by yiqie (E, 76k, WangXian, Modern AU, Pianist, Getting Together, Mental Health Issues, Suicide Attempt, Suicidal Thoughts, Depression, Hospitals, Overdosing, Eventual Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Additional Warnings In Author’s Note, [podfic extract] 总有一天; a place to hide (can’t find one near) by growlery) please mind the tags on this one

Find Me Here by CaffeineAddict94 (M, 10k, JYL/JZX, WangXian, Major Character Death, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Child Death, Grief/Mourning, Five Stages of Grief, Sad, Hopeful Ending, Family Bonding, Marriage, Married Life, Character Study, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Hurt WWX, Brother-Sister Relationships, POV LWJ, Protective LWJ, Soft WangXian, Modern, Tattoo Artist WWX, Music Teacher LWJ, Love, Non-Graphic Smut)

I will be gone by seachronicles (M, 27k, WangXian, Major Character Death, Sickfic, Whump, Hurt LWJ, Hurt WWX, Sick LWJ, LWJ Whump, WWX Whump, Hopeful Ending, Hurt/Comfort, but a lot of hurt, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Grief/Mourning, Reincarnation, POV LWJ, POV WWX, Sad WWX, Sad LWJ, Married WangXian, other characters and relationships are mostly background, WangXian Centric, Major Illness, Implied/Referenced Sex, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Heavy Angst, Translation into Español available)

Leather Birds by AceKitsuneFujoshi (E, 23k, WangXian, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Modern, Prison, PTSD, Torture, Angst, Rape/Non-con Elements, Gangbang, Military, Prison camp)

Red Is Just Black Remembering by Zizzani (E, 41k, WangXian, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Homophobia, Necromancy, Ghosts, Modern, all my modern fics are set in Canada just fyi, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sharing a Bed, this is really just very sweet and kinda sad, Translation into Español available, [Podfic] Red Is Just Black Remembering by serious_g00se)

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13. hii this is for the next itmf !! are there any au fics where pre-sunshot wwx and/or lwj get time traveled into their parents time period?

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14. Hii! <3

Itmf fics where lwj and wwx have an arranged marriage but lwj is cold at first and the lan elders bashing. Much like the fic concord by deastar.

Thank you!! 🧚🏻‍♀️

Mourning Robes by Starlight1395 (T, 17k, WangXian, No Sunshot Campaign, Arranged Marriage AU, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, Depression, dissociating, Mild Blood, Fluff, juniors idolizing WWX like he deserves, slowburn between WWX and Cloud Recesses, Hinted smut, LJY has a CRUSH, Supportive JC, Spanish translation Available)

the river and the sea by sasamelons (T, 7k, WangXian, Soulmates, Arranged Marriage, Misunderstandings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Idiots in Love, Falling In Love, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Mutual Pining, Translation into Русский available)

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15. Hi! Thanks so much for the stories found last time, they were great. Im in the mood for some incense burner stories, post canon incense burner extras. With wangxian but also any with the juniors accidentally get pulled in too? PG for those ofcourse lol. Thank you! @wanderingtrail

🔒 Finally in Gusu by Tha_sthar (E, 6k, WangXian, Incense Burner, Post-Canon, YLLZ WWX, Time Travel, Older LWJ, WWX in WWX’s Body, Young WWX, Mutual Pining, Love Confessions, Bold LWJ, Dream Sex, Porn with Feelings, WWX Goes to Gusu, LWJ Has a YLLZ Kink, Sexy YLLZ WWX, LWJ Has a Biting Kink, Translation into Português brasileiro available) link in #2B

i will fall in love with you (over and over again) by sweetlolixo (M, 6k, WangXian, Post-Canon, married wangxian, Incense Burner, sort of a case fic, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining LWJ)

🔒 incense burner by wearing_tearing (E, 2k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Curtain Fic, Established Relationship, Married WangXian, Incense Burner, WWX's Canon Breeding Kink, Mpreg, Pregnant WWX, Pregnancy Kink, Self-Lubrication, Pregnant Sex, Nipple Play, Biting, Coming Untouched, Translation into Русский available)

Past Memories and Current Desires by valkyrieshepard (T, 6k, WangXian, LSZ & LWJ, LSZ & WWX, post book, Fluff, A little crack, Memories, Incense Burner, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending)

Wasn't just a Dream by xian_ni (T, 3k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Established WangXian, Married WangXian, Light-Hearted, Soft WangXian, Incense Burner)

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[wangxianficfinder]

Third day reblog ^^

Thank you for all the recs, everyone!

[wwx-lwj-ai-ni]

Fic prompt: Modern AU where this is how WWX meets the juniors lol

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[titkoks]

[mybigfatgaylife]

ok I'll reblog that

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I've seen a few of this guy's videos and they're all so funny. This is probably my favorite one though.

[thestuffedalligator]

I’m going to level with you. I have listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia for most of my life. We were a country music household, this was a staple of my childhood along with Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, and that one Chipmunks country album.

I have no idea what “Fire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child no” means and at this point I’m too scared to ask.

[dementian]

For once I can be of assistance.

Each of the lyrics comes from an old-time hickory song for fiddles, and is a lyric from that corresponding song.

"Fire on the Mountain" --> "Fire on the Mountain, run boys run"

Fire On The Mountain - Fiddle Player POV

"The House of the Rising Sun" --> "The Devil's in the house of the rising sun"

House of the Rising Sun

"Ida Red" --> "Chicken in the bread pan peckin' out dough"

Ida Red - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys

"Granny Will Your Dog Bite" --> "Granny does your dog bite? 'No child, no'."

FTC #149 Granny Will Your Dog Bite

And for your furthered education, The Mountain Whipporwill.

Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)

[impossiblepackage]

this is the key part of the song, that a lot of people miss. people have this misconception that the contest between Johnny and The Devil is about who is the better fiddle player. but it isn't. its about who is the better fiddler.

in a time before things like radios and record players, every time you heard music was because there was somebody in the room with you playing an instrument. and many, many, many social events involved dancing, which requires music. so, if you're planning any kind of gathering in the american south or appalachia, you need to find a fiddler. and the fiddler's job is to play music that everybody knows and likes and can dance to.

the mistake The Devil makes in his bet with Johnny is that he misinterprets the contest as being about technical ability, so he has this big flashy song. he plays fast and impressively with a band of demons playing unfamiliar instruments in unfamiliar rhythms. he's definitely more skilled at playing than Johnny, and thinks he has it in the bag.

but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.

[winchester-cas]

Dying

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[archaeologysucks]

You mean like this?

The Timetables of History by Bernard Grun

I grew up with this book, which is frickin’ enormous, and it was endlessly fascinating to young me to pour over the side by side comparison of events taking place concurrently under different headings and in different parts of the world.

Or if you want something you can put on your wall, there’s this:

World History Timeline

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

I had this book! My grandpa gave it to me and it was really freakin useful!!

[mckitterick]

I loved this book! Same for The Timetables of Science: A Chronology of the Most Important People and Events in the History of Science.

Same for The Timetables of Technology: A Chronology of the Most Important People and Events in the History of Technology. Great references!

[lepetitpoete]

okay but here’s an even cooler (free!) visualization that goes a step further and tracks ideas, devices, infrastructures, and systems of power

Calculating Empires: A Genealogy of Technology and Power Since 1500

✨️with a special focus on colonialism, militarization, automation, and enclosure✨️

You can spend hours upon hours exploring this

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[sunshine304]

Source: 狐狸大王a (Foxking) on Weibo

Do not remove the source! Do not remove the artist’s watermark

Permission for sharing was granted by the artist as long as it’s linked back to their account.

A fanart for The Untamed's 6th anniversary. "处处吻，忘羡"

[wolfythewitch]

​metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke

[xiaohongshu-for-you]

[koi-jyu]

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

[piracypiranha]

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

[mossworm]

please stop entering my home and getting lost inside

[nuka-rockit]

enchanted by his whimsical aura