whatever

just pure shit

[killer-squirrel]

Woodrow Wilson: creates the League of Nations

United States: doesn’t join

Woodrow Wilson:

[babyanimalgifs]

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

[lubricates]

GOALS

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Oscar 

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[cheese24k]

[modmad]

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

Constant state of oink

[soudastream]

i am coming down off anesthesia and i have a great idea for a text post hold on

[soudastream]

when someone asks you if you know the letter after F

[soudastream]

[bluehairedspidey]

when someone asks you if you know the letter before G

[alec-isnt-your-bitch]

Social anxiety is not necessarily having huge panic attacks when you’re in a crowd.

It is, a lot of the time, little things that are usually easy just being complete hell on earth, like:

Crying just thinking about having to give a presentation in class

Not playing games or participating in fun activities (even with your friends) because you’re afraid you’ll be terrible at it and people will judge you

Having to rehearse your order at the restaurant a hundred times

And counting your money 10 times to make sure you have enough (even though you have plenty)

Being overly concerned about the way you look because you think people are judging you

Feeling anxious every time someone laughs because they’re definitely laughing at you oh god

Getting nervous about coming late to school because you’ll have to get in class and everyone will look at you

Crying a little when someone says you’re wrong or screams at you (especially in front of other people)

Not knowing what to talk about even with friends that have a lot of things in common with you

Feeling uncomfortable being in the front row in class or at the cinema because you think everyone is staring at you

Thinking and rehearsing for 5 minutes the simple things you’ll have to say in class (like “here” or “yes, I did my homework”)

Being afraid that the teacher will ask you something in class

Being embarrassed of something you did or said literally months ago (that probably wasn’t so bad)

Pushing people away when they show any type of interest because they’re definitely making fun of you and actually hate you

Going out of your way to avoid someone in public because you actually cannot talk to them

Biting you tongue or lips or clenching your fists or digging your nails into you leg when you’re embarrassed

Being scared of being alone with only 1 person because you don’t know what to do or say

Constantly hating yourself because you can’t do easy things like having a small conversation

[lunatizzy]

Having something interesting or funny to add to a conversation but it takes you so long to build up the courage to talk that the conversation moves forward without you so you just stay quiet.

Checking and re-checking a message/text for errors at least 5 times before you send it.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[thebobblehat]

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

[mystruggle18]

Two days ago, my professor killed himself. He was only 29. He looked so confident and passionate about his job, I’d never expect him to do it. I’ll miss him walking around the hallways. He broke my heart.

My friend’s friend killed himself weeks ago. It left a hole in my friend’s heart and even if I didn’t know him, I thought his smile was amazing.

My father committed suicide, one and a half year ago. I could bet he was too selfish to do it. But my dad turned out to be selfless and I am not the same person since that day.

Most of my friends consider or have tried suicide. I consider suicide. It’s hard to even imagine myself without the constant desire of dying.

I understand fighting suicidal thoughts is hard, but there are two major truths connected to it:

1. No matter their appearance, age, behavior, gender, professional and cultural background the person comes from, they can all be victims of suicide. So please, don’t underestimate no cry for help.

2. Whether there are people that care about you or not, your death will always break someone’s heart. People need you to be alive more than you will ever know.

Please don’t break my heart, stay alive!

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[dicknurse]

actual definition of BDE

[leondra]

[leondra]

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

ice water is so fucking good

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

[stability]

[ithelpstodream]

[apologeticallyfat]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

[sekiss-blog1]

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes