and on the 7th day god said let there be fanfiction

[killitquick]

HELP HELP HELP

OKay so yall i went to delete a side blog turns out it was my main. NEWAYS  if you were following   @till-the-moon-calls-me-home

 then please please PLEASE know that I AM SO SORRY AND I AM SO DEVESTATED ABOUT THIS. 

if you were following any of my writing. just know that like FUCK i hate this and i had so many drafts and i wanna die. especially if you were following tripple frontier, Peaky Blinders or my Batman series YO IM CRYING. ANYWAYS...UHM I dunno im feeling lost and like throwin myself off a bridge tbh.  

SO if you were following any of those stories, uhm thank you so much for reading my writing and bearing with me through rewrites and stuff. I never thought this would or could happen but it did. I love you guys so much. 

[pajaritos-deactivated20201224]

also bi girls are allowed to do anything including arson

[fucknosexistcostumes]

Police making a woman take off her clothing at the beach because she’s wearing too much, 2016

Police measuring a woman’s clothing because she’s wearing too little, 1922

[aeon-shaping-lie-deactivated201]

Wow almost as if the clothes weren’t the problem and men just want to control women

[dajo42]

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

[dajo42]

“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option

[reginaldqueribundus]

why would you buy a game where you can make Donkey Kong beat Solid Snake to death with a flower on the back of a giant turtle and then…not do that

[julieterbang]

[achromaticbibliophile]

We gazed upon the forbidden beans and were punished for it.

[susies-queue-deactivated2025080]

Yikers 🐾😬

[killitquick]

Look at the feets catch this heat

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ankle-beez]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[kirby-appreciation]

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

[kirby-appreciation]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[kirby-appreciation]

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

[bellecs]

[ofgeography]

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY–

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

“i received the tv bill today,” my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. “does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?”

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)

my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)

my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)

me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

“don’t expose my kid to that crap.”

DON’T

EXPOSE

MY KID

TO THAT CRAP

“if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT

IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

are you fucking kidding

i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for

my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences

my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

are you fucking kidding

this is the best thing i’ve ever done

[secretlyaunicorn24]

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve read in ages

[cheruib]

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

[wandaposting]

# most powerful magic users

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed_wednesday

[memesandlaughs]

[angelicdazed]

i don’t want to be anymore

[threesideddream]

now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that's like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the pedophilic behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girls? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting a 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

[killitquick]

Honestly, you should.

[rhube]

TikTok has banned LGBT content

I think some people might not know, so I’m spreading this, but TikTok has banned LGBT content.

For that reason, I’m not going to be reblogging TikTok videos anymore, and I encourage you to do the same.

I know it’s hard. TikTok felt like getting Vine back, but they’re scummy homophobic poo-poos and I feel like we should take a stand against that.

[killitquick]

This was incredibly misleading. Tik Tok had guidelines set up in Turkey against censoring a bunch of shit. Like consuming alcohol even though 17% of Turks drink. They had set up centralized guidelime but have since taken them down. The anti LGBTQ guidelines are no longer in effect and haven’t been since may.

Tiktok now uses local third party mods and independant dvisors to help do more in the effort of making sure the guidelines they set up for that country is appropriate instead of a centralised approach ( whatever that means)

Again this was just in Turkey.

What’s most concerning was their approach to “underage pornography” and children wearing ‘sexy outfits"

Andy Burrows the head of child safety online policy said that Tiktok has woefully failed to grasp the seriousness of child abuse imagery.

Further more Tiktok is taking a cavillear approach by telling mods that if they aren’t sure if someone is a child or not to they’re an adult.

He goes on to say that

Ultimately, needs to fundamentally reassess its attitude to handling inappropriate images of children on its site. The fact that they use wholly unsuitable language like “underage pornography” and “sexy outfits” to describe this horrific content speaks volumes"

Tiktok has sense revised and now assumes a person is underage but still.

[mereoleonawifecity]

People need to read things beyond just the headline. So they don’t end up spreading false information.

[rhube]

TikTok has banned LGBT content

I think some people might not know, so I’m spreading this, but TikTok has banned LGBT content.

For that reason, I’m not going to be reblogging TikTok videos anymore, and I encourage you to do the same.

I know it’s hard. TikTok felt like getting Vine back, but they’re scummy homophobic poo-poos and I feel like we should take a stand against that.

[killitquick]

This was incredibly misleading. Tik Tok had guidelines set up in Turkey against censoring a bunch of shit. Like consuming alcohol even though 17% of Turks drink. They had set up centralized guidelime but have since taken them down. The anti LGBTQ guidelines are no longer in effect and haven't been since may.

Tiktok now uses local third party mods and independant dvisors to help do more in the effort of making sure the guidelines they set up for that country is appropriate instead of a centralised approach ( whatever that means)

Again this was just in Turkey.

What's most concerning was their approach to "underage pornography" and children wearing 'sexy outfits"

Andy Burrows the head of child safety online policy said that Tiktok has woefully failed to grasp the seriousness of child abuse imagery.

Further more Tiktok is taking a cavillear approach by telling mods that if they aren't sure if someone is a child or not to they're an adult.

He goes on to say that

Ultimately, needs to fundamentally reassess its attitude to handling inappropriate images of children on its site. The fact that they use wholly unsuitable language like "underage pornography" and "sexy outfits" to describe this horrific content speaks volumes"

Tiktok has sense revised and now assumes a person is underage but still.

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

the most annoying part abt crusaders against callout culture is like…”but they said that six years ago” stunning, but were they 12 six years ago or were they 24? there’s a difference

[ndelphinus]

Nope.  No, sick of this mentality.  People do not stop growing and changing just because they’re no longer teenagers.

I know this is hard for the Tumblr Political Purists to understand, but people aren’t born knowing exactly how to behave according to the current liberal political standards.  

First off, those standards change.  What is considered the “right” way to discuss an issue right now will not be the same in five or ten years.  The words I use to describe myself as a trans man now are not considered politically correct even though they were perfectly normal terms 13 years ago.  They weren’t considered politically correct within about 5 years of my coming out and the words used at that point aren’t the same as the ones used now.  Language evolves.

Second, sometimes people need time to wrap their head around a concept.  One of the major issues I had discussing feminism early on was with the term “taking up space”.  Literally no one ever bothered to explain it and when I googled I never managed to get a definition.  You know what “taking up space” means to someone who’s not involved in academic discussions of feminism?  It means physical space, which I always cracked up laughing about because as a 5′0″ 100lb guy exactly how much space could I take up?  If someone wanted they could go back and dig up those posts and try saying I’m a douche because I didn’t understand the concept I was discussing.

There is a learning curve to political discussion.  There is a learning curve when getting started in complex issues.  It doesn’t matter how old you are, when you first wade into the conversation you’re going to make mistakes.  The question is whether or not the person has learnt from their mistakes.  Someone who said something stupid 10 years ago and is standing by it is very different from someone who said the same thing, but is apologising and explaining what they’ve done to grow as a person.