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As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

gayweeddaddy69

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

senshibignaturals

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

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I have something extremely important to say

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My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

royalharkinian

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

roycohn

listen i am more than aware that hormonal birth control can do fucky things to your brain and body. i have been there and i have dealt with it and i don't take that lightly. but i do want to say that if you're sexually active and can get pregnant, the last people online you should be listening to are the "divine femininity" cryptofash tradgirl influencers who are spouting leftist-sounding rhetoric while telling you to throw out your birth control and "just track your cycles naturally" at a time when it's functionally impossible to get an abortion in many states. i cannot stress this enough. these people are white supremacists who have learned to cloak their right-wing, reject-modernity beliefs in language that sounds appealing to the left, and they are winning, and you need to be really vigilant about the influencers and messaging you are following and consuming and helping give more of a platform. because this shit is everywhere and women are going to die because of it.

cruorcordis

there is literarly a bunch of other options of contraception that are either not hormonal at all or not systemic. talk to your gynecologist. in the meantime, use condoms. DO NOT rely on "natural" mehtods of contraception or tracking the days or pull out methods or whatever else there is bc it is NOT RELIABLE.

sincerely,

a worried gynecologist

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forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby

heartevent

would like to let everyone know that after i accidentally did this the yiga clan didnt ambush me for an in real life week

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Solarsyrup your TAGS-

cpunkhobie

normalize whistling as a love language

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wait oh my god

cpunkhobie

I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way

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gay PRIDE

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what's next, lesbian LUST?!

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BISEXUAL WRATH

daughter-of-sapph0

sounds like an amazing idea! I'll give you all my money to make this a real TV show!

justcatposts

Her smile when she realized he was there…

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augustarambles

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

mandyseley

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

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delilahmidnight

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dangerously-human

I assumed this was going to go in the direction of a serious diatribe on abuse, so the reaction image took me OUT

stevviefox

It’s both neatly packaged in a single image.

justcatposts

“It’s not that wet”

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islakariese

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

linguisticparadox

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

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So there are some perks to living in a tourist destination. There are a lot of detractors mostly that you cannot shoot the tourists because you rely on them for your income but you have a semi captive audience with no context for any of the bullshit you spew. You can tell these people anything and they will believe you, the trusted friendly local. Now this is a very much Spider-Man situation where Great Power begets Great Audacity and even worse Responsibility.

My buddy goes on a run and when hes done there is a bar near a creek. So he wades into the creek because the day is hot and the water is cold.

Tourists ask what hes up to, with his running stuff he didn't want wet piled on the shore and him very obviously cooling off in the water. He says he's fishing.

But now here is why I am telling you this story. The universe occasionally aligns in such a way that we get to really really fuck with people and their perception of said universe. The opportunities do not come often and when they come you must seize the day. This is what my buddy did.

So this Creek runs through town and as a result of the highway and neighborhoods and culverts and roads it does not have a great salmon run. It's a short Creek the headwaters are only a few miles from the ocean it never had a great salmon run to begin with. But there are salmon.

One such fish brushes past my buddy's leg. Immediately he knees the fish like he is juggling a soccer ball and pops it out of the water, then slaps it out of the air on to the shore.

This is dumb luck. He could not do this again if he spent years training. Noodling (catching fish with your hands) is a thing that is legal to do with salmon but it is so much harder than literally every other way to catch salmon, including grabbing them with a garbage can. What he just managed is the kind of thing that should make you want to grab the fish and swing it around your head like a stripper with her panties off.

But,

He has an audience.

This is the opportunity offered by the universe.

He plays it cool.

He puts on dead pan straight face on and wades up to shore to grab his fish and nod to the tourists. Someone asks something and he assures them this is the standard way to get a quick dinner here. The tour guide has caught up with his group. He looks at my buddy and his fish and the general lack of fishing accoutrement. Without missing a beat, the guide backs up every ounce of bullshit out of my buddys mouth because if there is one true fraternity it is locals bullshitting stupid tourists.

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vixxey

(Cis/trans)women aren’t the only ones that can get breast cancer, either.

guerrillatech

Please boost this version 👆

lordbrezel

I learned recently that our "Frauenarzt" (womens doctor) is responsible for checkups on male breast cancer. But almost no man knows this, and even if, no one would visit "a doctor for women"

So maybe the self checkups are the only means to get more (cis) men to check themselves!