titsay
Kiana Khansmith
d e v o n
todays bird
almost home
Peter Solarz
i don't do bad sauce passes
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pixel skylines
noise dept.
hello vonnie
Xuebing Du
Three Goblin Art
NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
Origami Around
sheepfilms
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dirt enthusiast
seen from Germany
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seen from Saudi Arabia
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"Your Attention" - Snape x Reader
"A young Slytherin witch in her 7th year at Hogwarts is desperate for the attention of the Potions Professor. When the Professor finds her in the hallway out of hours, she realises that she may have pushed things a bit too far."
18+ Smutty one shot. Second-person POV.
This is my first fic and I'd appreciate any feedback you may give <3
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Tiny Badass Ladies
And Cullen. Realizing every woman in Skyhold is a.) very important and b.) scary as fuck.
Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Okay but I'm fat, ugly, have a bad skin condition and a shit haircut. Riddle me this: how can I expect to find someone who'll fucking love me.
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise
stardew valley chicken sweaters
source
What the fuck was episode 3
I take back my claim that BBC Dracula was good because the finale was fucking dreadful lmao.
The entirety of the United Kingdom after episode 3:
Mofftiss strikes again
BBC Dracula
I dislike Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss' writing and here's a few reasons why:
They try to make clever plot twists at the expense of the story value.
They often insert gags/jokes or overly complex plot jumps that only Sherlock could solve to jab at/insult the audience and try and show their superior intellect (having to pause ever 5 minutes to explain to my mam "what's going on" is not a sign of an east to follow show)
They use any excuse to get Mark Gatiss screen time (which especially in this series really detracted from the viewing experience).
They make great TV shows overall but ever time they end I have a feeling of "they should have quit before then anyway" instead of "oh my gos I want more.
Closing thoughts: I fucking love this TV show but I spend a solid 50% thinking "fuck off guys you're being unnecessarily twatful"
Goodbye
P.S. I love Agatha Van Helsing. She's actually a fantastic character until the last scene.
BBC Dracula
I dislike Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss' writing and here's a few reasons why:
They try to make clever plot twists at the expense of the story value.
They often insert gags/jokes or overly complex plot jumps that only Sherlock could solve to jab at/insult the audience and try and show their superior intellect (having to pause ever 5 minutes to explain to my mam "what's going on" is not a sign of an east to follow show)
They use any excuse to get Mark Gatiss screen time (which especially in this series really detracted from the viewing experience).
They make great TV shows overall but ever time they end I have a feeling of "they should have quit before then anyway" instead of "oh my gos I want more.
Closing thoughts: I fucking love this TV show but I spend a solid 50% thinking "fuck off guys you're being unnecessarily twatful"
Goodbye
NICE WHOLESOME CONTENT
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I can’t remember my phone number but I can remember the world seed from Yogs “Minecraft Christmas” from memory.
