fuck me gently with bichen

hey guys it's Eryn im 24 queer and genderfluid my pronouns are they/she!

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[i-am-a-fish]

hey bro, can you give yourself some grace? cut yourself some slack? maybe treat yourself with the same patience and love you offer to your peers?

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[3itchcraft]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[degenerusssy]

phil mocking himself for saying he thought he was in love 2 months into the relationship when he made the v day video just means that whatever he felt then is nothing compared to what he feels now and i—

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[lezbianz]

& what we’ve learned today is that two men can never just be good friends. they are gay and dating always

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

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[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[horriblewarlock]

Visit Original Link

[esoanem]

[mirmoria-deactivated20250514]

Today I bring you: War Wanarat the Pool Cue.

[headcanon-that]

hc that lan wangji wrote a shit ton of poetry. from when he met wei wuxian, he was constantly writing poems about him. after he died, the poems turned from passionate and hopeful to mourning, just as lwj did. after wwx returned, there wasn't really much time to write, what with them running around the jianghu mystery-solving, but once everything has settled down and they're living together, wwx finds the poetry hidden in the jingshi. there are hundreds of pages, enough to fill dozens of books, and the vast majority of them are very clearly about wwx. before this, there was a part of wwx that still thought this was temporary, that lwj would get tired of him and he would be thrown out. but reading the poems lwj had written over the years destroyed that doubt. wwx saw so much of what lwj's life had been like, while wwx was dead; some of the pages were spotted with tears, even blood. many were smudged, or had been crumpled and smoothed out. by the time lwj returns to the jingshi after his duties, wwx is lying on the floor, tear tracks staining his face, surrounded by the contents of lwj's heart.

[wufflesvetinari]

it is hard to communicate the tragicomic impact of the scene where lwj fucking bites wwx out of aggravation without like. the entire context of the story up until that point. not because the biting is, like, in any way something you could predict (it is not) but because

experiencing how lwj interacts with wwx until that point makes it double-funny and double-surprising that he is the biter

experiencing how wwx interacts with lwj until that point makes it very clear how he could get bit

[restingdomface]

Tbh I think Lan Sizhui’s earliest remembered crimes were taught to him by Lan Wangji and Xichen and they are as follows: Illegal Lan Afternoon Naps and Illegal Pet Bunnies

He’s a criminal

[restingdomface]

Lan Jingyi: I may not be famous, successful or attractive, but I promise you; somebody’s therapist knows about me.

Ouyang Zizhen: I think you’re not UNattractive, Jingyi.

Wei Wuxian: Yo same. The therapist part I mean. I’m unfortunately very famous as well.

Lan Wangji: And attractive.

Lan Sizhui: I think you’re successful, A-Die. You grew a really big radish.

Wei Wuxian: *tearing up* Oh my god, I grew this really big radish. *hugs A-Yuan*

Jin Ling: My therapist knows about all of you.

[dark-elf-writes]

Wei Wuxian, tromping through a literal ghost town full of poison-loaded zombies he can’t control with a group of half poisoned children while his crush is fighting a grave robber he can’t see: Jin Ling you had better knock on that vacant house’s door politely, young man.

Jin Ling: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

u ever think about how for Lan Wangji the Xuanwu of Slaughter cave was where he first admitted his feelings for Wei Wuxian, but for Wei Wuxian it was the first time he really started to believe that Lan Wangji hated him