tumblr destroyed my sense of humor

Albinism is a plague.

[fineas-and-pherb]

(x)

[weeee]

@weeniepolice He earned it

[fruitshi]

[nyano64]

Same energy

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[mindisc]

all of life can be approached from a perspective of hop drink usage, but its a bit hard because it actually works like a horses shoe

[mindisc]

[ventrue]

this could literally not be a more random set of words and images

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

looks like someone’s had either too little or too much hopdrink

[speedoweedo]

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[speedoweedo]

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

frodo’s funeral?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

boating accident

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

don’t patronize me

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

chopped up by the outboard motor blades

[undomestication]

when aristotle said humans like to hear the same story told over and over again for catharsis he was talking about the texas chainsaw massacre remakes not any of those gay little greek tragedies

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[maladaptivemischief]

[cheesetheory]

Crossover episode

[mayflame15]

[grimeclown]

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i very rarely actually scream out loud when reading something but this genuinely made me screech

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[roskii]

I hate you

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[heroes-wear-green]

my friend sent this gif in the group chat and its just SO FUNNY TO ME for some reason

[official-lucifers-child]

this is the gif you unwillingly follow when you’re having a panic attack

[sunshinetomorrow]

[big-ole-dumb]

I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING SCREAMING, HOW DID I NOT LEARN ABOUT THIS SOONER???

[roboco-san]

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

[visual-infinity]

Fire burning inside of a tree due to a lightning strike

[manrippedapartbydogs]

keebler elf gender reveal party

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

gonna inflate your dog enough to turn it into a horse

i dont have a dog

[retroactivebakeries]

gonna deflate your horse enough to turn it into a dog

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

well hang on now