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doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

t0bey

a lotta lords!

kuuwo

Alucard in fire emblem

gritpyre

this was funny in my head-

barbwalken

I haven't draw my boy hubert von fire emblem in ages 😩. So here is a compilation of hubert and the boys and girls 🖤

taxkha

Apex of the World

lakemojave

Corporations precisely on june 1st:

t0bey

this has gotten me so many times online its not even funny

curseofmeatthawsmoth

tamamita

this is so funny, average yankee behaviour

tamamita

Some rich guy in a power suit carrying the cross with support wheels is a perfect metaphor for the entire cult that is the evangelical church

what-even-is-thiss

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

tothechaos

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

tothechaos

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

byjove

I hate anti-vaxers now. Actively loathe them. There was a time where I had a modicum of empathy and understanding for people being distrustful of the medical establishment, even though every study has shown that vaccines are safe and effective and beneficial, I know some wounds are hard to heal. Now? If you’re seeing the people regurgitating anti-vaccine misinformation and witnessing their agendas, reading the news reports of diseases that were nearly eradicated coming back to kill children again, hearing the distress and fear from medical professionals and parents of immunocompromised children and still saying “Hmm. Fuck you.” and deciding not to vaccinate your children and yourself, there is no excuse for you. You’d like to see me dead. I’m not tiptoeing around you. You’re a horrible person and a terrible parent.

cryptotheism

"I'm a straight guy so anything that gets my dick hardt is a girl" does have a certain philosophical elegance to it.

paper-mario-wiki

our generation's greatest philosopher

pansyfemme

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore