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loveridden1999

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

agnes-nielsens

noahwyles

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

anremithrl

That was the correct thing to say.

jesse-pinko

If I were Jesse I would take full advantage of Walter thinking I’m a dumbass and believing he’s the smartest person in any given room by saying progressively dumber shit and seeing how long it takes him to realize I’m fucking with him. “Mr. White what month was 9/11” and watch steam come out of his ears like Yosemite Sam

solitairians

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

detectivehole

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

benihana-circumcision

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

anarch0possum

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

catchymemes

analogue-dragon

It's called anxiety??

kyatra

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

woodox-earthtaurus

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

kyatra

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

byjove

Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

byjove

The amount of times I’ve heard a parent say something like “I’m just not going to tell my son he has ADHD, I want him to feel normal.” HE DOES NOT. HE DOES NOT FEEL NORMAL. HE IS WONDERING WHY HE IS STRUGGLING AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION HE IS AN IRREDEEMABLE FAILURE.