saggy

a big ol mess// header is livingdeadsociety on etsy.

[woodmeat]

Are you looking for love?

im looking for the fucking blow baby

[seasonforwonder]

[diablotraeluz]

stop the "hewwo" meme

its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

[catgirldick]

[hotvampireadjacent]

the best feature tumblr ever had was the one where you could pay 5$ to pin a post to the top of all of your followers dashboards.

it was so fucking obnoxious and used for stupid ass shit. idk why they got rid of it tumblr hates money i guess.

becuse you know half the userbase would pay money to make everyone look at a post that just says “so basically…. i’m monkey”

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[sebstantheangel]

I’m wheezing -

[steverogersnotebook]

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

[whostheblondegirl]

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[movedtobitchphobic]

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

[setheverman]

minecraft

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

support.nintendo.com

[kingslutbag]

I have a whole month off and only work like 8 hours a week. I need to find a hobby or something. Throwing knives or something... playing video games (despite never doing that), something to do, something to work on.

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[carnival-phantasm]

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

what the fuck

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

They removed the fucking sfw/nsfw toggle

Fuck this website

[cisnowflake]

This is a Christian website now.

[jortsbutch]

[kaleidoscopekiller]

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

the signs as professions!

capricorn: clown

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

[rinkmantangtivonmacurdvers]

H00к up with bеst friеnd sех ?

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

you deadass?

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

masterpost

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

more

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

making stir fry now

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

[avvocarlo]

you know I’ve decided the death penalty isn’t that bad actually