What are you doing here?

You could do so much better

[kinsey-orwhatever]

Next week on being Pretty Gay™

Do I really want to buy this outfit or am I just fixated on the hot model wearing it in the ad

[superiordutchsauce]

Drawing shipping stuff is always the right answer.

[kinsey-orwhatever]

Awwww ❤

[ubercharge]

i showed my friend the sun bears from that post and he was like “what about moon bears” and there IS in fact a type of bear nicknamed the moon bear and fuckingh nothing could’ve prepared me for the images

large. wide. sit.

[longest-dogs-deactivated2023032]

Opposite energy

[jojomemesftw]

[feastofsnakes]

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

mr brightside

bright me a side

[myrosecolouredgirl]

Every time you guys make those cute jokey joke posts about how you have to scroll forever to get to the real recipe, I die a little inside

We live in a world that all but refuses to pay women for engaging in the arts because misogyny. So they either find one creative outlet, or find a way to monetize their art, and yalls internalized misogyny really Jumps Out

[hyumjim]

LMAO

[babybear]

when youre an upper middle class white woman but you want to be oppressed really bad so you Go Off on twitter at people skipping your 3 page rants that theyre obligated to read (and enjoy) bc you performed the emotional labor of having a recipe blog

[sentada]

Im going to lose my goddamn mind

[alycyn]

[deepfriedaphobes]

Honestly I’d refuse to pay if it was a dude too. I’m just cheap.

[thathighclassbitch]

The lifespan of a corgi

So I love corgis! And I think many other people also love corgis, so here’s a small life span of your average corgi!!!

Ofcourse, every little corgi puppy starts off small. They cant walk or see, but they’re born with a fully functional sense of smell! All healthy puppies grow quickly after birth. A puppy’s coat color may change as the puppy grows older.

Puppies develop very quickly during their first three months, particularly after their eyes and ears open and they are no longer completely dependent on their mother!! Their coordination and strength improve, they spar with their littermates, and begin to explore the world outside the nest!!

They grow up fast, and soon enough, you’ll have a big, grown corgi. However, contrary to popular belief, they aren’t done growing just yet.

Every corgi has the ability to keep growing, as long as you raise them right. My personal recommendation is to feed them past midnight.

After a while, they most likely won’t fit in your home anymore. You’ll have to buy some land to house your corgi, as they can be a little clumsy in this size. They’ll still be equally as loveable, and make for great transportation!

Their final stage, they’ll be about the size of your average skyscraper. Make sure to keep them out of the city! They aren’t malicious, but they’re very playful even in this stage!

I repeat:

Do not keep them in a city/populated area

[thathighclassbitch]

Why the fuck tumblr

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[lesbomatriarchy]

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

[penis-siz3-average]

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

[crazy-pages]

It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t. 

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

[celceta]

potion that makes you breathe

[celceta]

[dont-become-a-statistic]

Good post

[herisnae]

Comfy Cuddling ⭐

I’ve spent around +20 hours doing it…

[xlyre]

after critical role emotional episode and adora’s journal i now can feel ONLY pain

[totally-correct-shera-quotes]

Catra: You ever want to talk about your emotions, Adora?

Adora: No.

Kyle: I do!

Catra: I know, Kyle.

Kyle: I’m sad.

Catra: I know, Kyle.

[kinsey-orwhatever]

Soothe

A song you've never heard,

the tones warm, comforting

you hear it in a half-conscious daze and it soothes you to sleep.

An intrigue in the sublime

when you wake up, curious;

seeing the lyrics are twisted, and beautifully tragic.

A struggle within;

to listen is to cry

you've grown addicted to and sick of crying.

Effortless tranquilty,

when you forget on accident,

after busy days stole your time to think.

A new longing

for a new comfort

comes only too soon after.

He laid at your side

comfort personified,

but equally tragic in the truthful end.

You face the same story over and over.

There's only so much time to learn.

[kinsey-orwhatever]

Glitch

I have been hacking

my thoughts and emotions;

corrupted files now.