one must imagine sisyphus yolked

Kira | She/her | trans with bipolar II | I eat garbage, estrogen, and Lamictal exclusively. "I say this with love, but [she] is the dumbest person I've ever met."

[numahachi]

[demilypyro]

cheesebagger!

cheeseboigeh...

cheesebwagger.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[deadeyed-dykething]

"cis" guy friend of 15+ years who's been he/they for the last ten or so responding to the estradiol shotgun pic with "i do still wonder" activating a kind of bullet-time response in me. girl come here i have a suggestion

[deadeyed-dykething]

she/they + new name on discord for the last week btw

[princessdollknight]

YES... HA HA HA.... YES!

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[pudulogy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[lipstickchainsaw]

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

[coral-skeleton]

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

[bigboobshaunt]

"There's only one bed" scenes but it's the fucked up repressed gay bed from Revolutionary Girl Utena

[wawawawwawwawwwawwwawawwa]

the socially anxious little girl would like to silently observe your discord server

[wawawawwawwawwwawwwawawwa]

if she is feeling particularly brave she might emote react to one of the messages

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

she'd also like to longingly look at everyone in the vc but never join