Turt Reynolds

tori is bad tori is awful who even comes here wee falafel

[worldworldworldworld]

"Ace checking his email", 2008

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[tall]

Has science gone too far

[echo-heo]

couldnt find the source but heres more of these. chinese zodiac

[bluebellowl]

I have been inspired

On our way to gamescom we saw like 3 Zeldas smoking in their cosplays and it was such an aesthetic clash i loved it

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed 2015 Baby Donkey Kong plush.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: VGPlushDaily

[luntfontanne]

regularly getting tags like this on my posts about horrific abuses wrt detentions and deportations by the trump administration and just to be clear. you are all baby brained. do you think every single one of the thousands of jackbooted thugs in dhs and ice were hired in the last 3 months. do you think nothing the democrats did had anything to do with leading us here. the road to hell is paved with lesser evils

obama 2010

Obama Administration Claims Unchecked Authority To Kill Americans Outside Combat Zones | American Civil Liberties Union

Federal Court Hears Arguments Today In ACLU And CCR Case Challenging Administration's Claimed Authority To Assassinate Americans It Designat

obama 2011

President Obama Signs Indefinite Detention Bill Into Law | American Civil Liberties Union

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE...

obama 2012

ACLU to Obama: You Can’t Just Vaporize Americans Without Judicial Process

Obama to ACLU: Yes we can.

obama 2014

ACLU sues Obama administration for detaining asylum seekers as intimidation tactic | American Civil Liberties Union

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: 212-549-2666, [email protected]...

Speed Over Fairness: Deportation Under the Obama Administration | ACLU

In 2013, the United States conducted 438,421 deportations. In more than 363, 2793 of those deportations—approximately 83 percent—the individ

obama 2015

President Obama Wants to Continue Imprisoning Immigrant Families | ACLU

2018 report on CBP under obama between 2009-2014

ACLU Obtains Documents Showing Widespread Abuse of Child Immigrants in U.S. Custody | American Civil Liberties Union

New Report Is Based on Thousands of Government Documents Obtained Through the Freedom of Information Act That Detail Horrific Stories

obama 2016 before the first trump presidency

The Deportation Machine Obama Built for President Trump

Before the end of his first term in office, the Obama administration expanded a small program by about 3,600 percent.

biden 2024

"Hand Restraints and Black Out Goggles": Biden Administration Plans for Migrants Held at Guantanamo Bay Revealed

Documents show U.S. government has long used the controversial naval base to house and process refugees, contradicting public statements

report released in 2024 documenting louisiana ICE detention centers under biden 2022-2024, same ones currently being used to disappear migrants and pro-palestine political dissidents by the trump admin now:

everything in this post i made 8 months ago about biden & harris admin policies and harris's proposed policies during her campaign when she bragged that she would be tougher on the border than trump. of course you cannot beat trump at this but the fact is she tried to claim that she did as vp and would as president in order to court centrists and moderate republicans, like many democrats last cycle she ran by trying to outflank republicans on the right and in doing so moved the overton window so far that you had liberals happily cheering for border police on stage at the dnc. if you refuse to acknowledge that that is in any way connected to what is happening right now? that democrats also condemning student activists because of their defense of palestine and calling militarized police in to brutalize them for over a year was a direct line to this? that the fact of the palestine exception causing democratic leadership to fail abysmally to respond to early abductions by the trump admin bc they agreed with those disappearances ideologically just at most not in procedure is the very reason those activists were among the first most high profile targets? there's a reason fascists target those people first! because you will blink when it's time to defend them! it's in the fucking poem!! my god

[justanerd]

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

[underwhelmed-mayhem]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[cryptotheism]

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

[cryptotheism]

that is the wrong gif

[xkat-holstaur]

never kill yourself. kill that guy

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[yorickalas]

[nudityandnerdery]

Example:

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[limerentlink]

this is one of the most iconic posts on this web site. to me

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[creep3r-chan]

C H R I S T M A S

[chunkysoup22]

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mangosteen]

[t1red-gastr0p0d]

God damn do I love the internet...where else can pure silliness and logical info come together in beautiful synergy?