Argus Archive

A page of sharing just a little too much about myself. Oh my. Ask me anything, I will answer it.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

losing my shit because my dad was telling me that some country music artist he likes went to the hospital and got high off edibles and made an album that was so far removed from being country music that country music fans of his are having fucking fits about it online but that’s not the strange part, the strange part is that this dude sought out the guy who animated those cool 3d jojo intros from parts 1-3 and that one batman ninja movie (i think his name is junpei mizusaki) and got him to animate a full 40 minute short film set to his new weird album and it looks like fucking

this

[screamingay]

i wasn’t expecting to love this so much?? this dude just like created a new genre i am so impressed. the first music video is out now and on god i am vibing with it so hard

[verdantelf]

its like… country cyberpunk

[nerdgul]

So ur sayin….. We need to drug all country musicers? Because this slams

[kitsuja]

Fuckin’ hell, I need to see the whole 40 minute thing now.

[kitsuja]

So, I found out about this album because of my ex, and it's been a while. But I did see the full thing. It is such a weird thing, I absolutely believe the story about the music video being because of a drug trip now. It is an experience full of weird, yet fantastically anime scenery and plot points with some American(tm) flavor mixed in. 9/10 would drug trip again.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022]

@belle-ofthe-brawl

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

losing my shit because my dad was telling me that some country music artist he likes went to the hospital and got high off edibles and made an album that was so far removed from being country music that country music fans of his are having fucking fits about it online but that’s not the strange part, the strange part is that this dude sought out the guy who animated those cool 3d jojo intros from parts 1-3 and that one batman ninja movie (i think his name is junpei mizusaki) and got him to animate a full 40 minute short film set to his new weird album and it looks like fucking

this

[screamingay]

i wasn’t expecting to love this so much?? this dude just like created a new genre i am so impressed. the first music video is out now and on god i am vibing with it so hard

[verdantelf]

its like… country cyberpunk

[nerdgul]

So ur sayin….. We need to drug all country musicers? Because this slams

[kitsuja]

Fuckin’ hell, I need to see the whole 40 minute thing now.

[godslush]

Let’s see if this breaks on upload and is only visible on mobile

[kitsuja]

What is he doing, yawning? Or begging for food? Or something else?

I don't know snek behavior, I just know that ball pythons and similar are cute.

[deactivated-blog]

So I gotta say, Swat Kats is still one of the better starter kid shows out there. Solid tropes, corny jokes, and just enough danger to get the imagination sparked. Bless Hanna-Barbera and Robert Alvarez for this fantastic bit of my childhood.

[godslush]

Great sketches for a fantastic cartoon!

I’ll never forget the time I ran an unrelated RP centered around mecha tournaments, and one of the factions was called “The Enforcers” and I didn’t know my other friends in the game (*HINT HINT @kitsuja*) were trolling the Hell out of me with references to this show until years later when I watched it in full (prior, I had seen a single episode as a kid and thought I dreamed it because I’d never seen it again after that until college). Great times.

[kitsuja]

I won’t apologize for the references I made, but I will acknowledge being a cheeky little shit about them.

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

I made stupid Duel Monsters Telegram stickers. Actually wanted to make a seperate Duel Monsters pack, but until I don’t have about 10-20 I will put them in my personal pack. If I ever get enough done, I will share the link for the pack, if anyone is interested ^^ But I won’t use humanoid monsters, this would be too simple :P

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

just adding 3!

thanks to @tradingcardkind for the suggestion with the DM - even if I think, you didn’t mean it that way and I already had to break the ‘no humanoids’ rule x)

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

I’m sorry.

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

… I would take suggestions for ideas and/or monsters if you have any :D

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

Just reblogging AGAIN to say, they got their own pack now on Telegram:

https://t.me/addstickers/duelmobsters

will add some new ones over from time to time ^^ and maybe will put them on redbubble as real stickers to buy, but not now.

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

new and relevant :u

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

[hiramiyugioh]

omfg… they are amazing, well done 😂

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

Thanks! I got even more done >.>

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

the latest addition to the family

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

I never mentioned that Shadow Ghoul is one of my favourite monsters, but he is! Wanted to have him in the pack, too, but I lacked an idea. Until now.

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

omg, I’m so sorry that this post is getting longer and longer x’D

so @egyptiansapphiredragons wanted an Ultimate Blue Eyes - here you go :P

I myself wanted some toon monster, but nothing worked (scraped like 3 ideas with the toon blue eyes and two with the summoned skull), but somehow finally  ended on this and I regret nothing.

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

let’s do this again!

Mystical Elf and Rescue Cat! I don’t know why I chose Mystical Elf - I just though it would be funny when she uses her own dress to take off the sweat. Shower thoughts x)

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

I really don’t want to make this longer and longer, but I don’t want to make a new post also… *internal screaming*

Anyway:

[nut-toon]

please never stop

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

thanks for your words, but maybe you’re regretting them with (e)Moja joining the party …

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

[why-i-love-comics]

Mysteries of Love in Space #1 - “Glasses” (2019)

written by Jeff Loveness art by Tom Grummett & Cam Smith

[why-i-love-comics]

I’ve gotta reblog this again because it’s honestly fantastic “he could be anyone and he chooses to be kind” shows such an amazing understanding of Superman as a character, who I think a lot of people who don’t understand him really struggle to write, Jeff Loveness continues to kill it, inhumans spiderman special, groot, he’s written so little and yet I remember like every moment, I really really hope he gets a series soon he more than deserves it

[sharpasriel]

Asshole: *Hurts Ralsei*

Fanbase:

Definitively

[drearycheery]

List of stupid shit Gackt has done

Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut 

Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo 

“Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television

Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway. 

Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons 

Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly 

Ends every sentence with “anyway”

 Released a strippable body pillow of himself

 "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“

 Got the word “poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages 

 Screams when scared by video games

 Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it

 Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV

Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits 

Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”

Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing 

 "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy”

 Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”

Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up

 Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home 

Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies

Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.

Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage

Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”

Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway 

 Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”

 "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“

Wears tiny colorful socks constantly 

Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks 

Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong 

Bought an entire mountain as an “impulse buy" 

Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were

[a-rumbly-in-my-tumbly]

・Always tags his own cock in his insta photos as “gackt” because he is GACKT, you see

・Uses the greeting “hey bros & sisters” on nearly every post

・Thinks that the #gacktworkout hashtag he made up is a thing

・Somehow made a post about cramming 7 kg weighted balls up his ass at 2am JST in both Japanese and English that one time and made it sound WORSE in Japanese because we all needed to know he refers to his asshole as “Anal-kun” (lovingly transcribed here by me for posterity & enjoyment because the screencap is on my phone & Tumblr mobile is full of no):

What’s up? This is the series of “Hell Ball”. You know, when you do this, you can feel something weird with your anal… Yeah i felt something weird when I started this, but it’s going to get better. Maybe…Just do it.

さて、寝る前に。へールボールをやると、アナル君に変な感じを覚える時がある。しばらくやってりゃそれも無くなってくる。多分・・・まあ、気になるよりもなりなさい！じゃ、やってみな。 #gackstagram #gacktworkout #アナル君

・Feebly tried to keep up the illusion he was a centuries-old vampire for literal decades UNTIL the promo photos for the goddamn Gackt CREDIT CARD showed his actual birth year

[kookaifoundation-deactivated202]

@mallwave @leseyde

[kitsuja]

@superespresso Point and laugh at this man with me.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Jojo Campaign

DM: “Wait, what is your Strength?” Sorcerer: “17. I rolled 3d6 and rolled stats in order. It’s a miracle I still have 16 Charisma after half-elf bonus.“  Cleric: "I have 16 Strength; you’re stronger than me."  Barbarian: "Nobody beats my 20 Strength!"  DM: "Why are you all so fucking strong?!?"  Barbarian: "Is this a JoJo campaign; all buff dudes?"  DM (laughing): "No, is it not."  Sorcerer: "JoJo campaign!"  DM: "Summoner does not exist; this is not a JoJo campaign."  Barbarian: "I want a stand."  DM: "No." 

Cleric: “So I can cast Spiritual Weapon as an action, attack with it as a bonus action, and then it’s just a free bonus action with no concentration? DM: “Yeah, Spiritual Weapon is awesome. Any form you choose too.” Cleric: “So… it’s my Stand.” DM: “…! Fuck!” (Everyone starts laughing) Sorcerer: “JoJo campaign!” Cleric: “So I summon [Nine Inch Nails]…” (sounds of DM dying inside) Barbarian: “So, this magic chess piece I have, it pulls me towards a willing target and them towards me, right?” DM: “Yeah; it’s like castling, with a rook and a king.” Sorcerer: “He like, cuts through space.” Cleric: “Like [The Hand]?” (DM’s head hits the desk) DM: “The knight chess piece allows you to summon a unicorn as a mount, or turn your mount into one.” Cleric: “You want it?” Sorcerer: “I have a horse; if you take it, you’ll have a mount too. I can take it leave it.” Cleric: “Alright, thanks man. So after an hour, I activate the item.” DM: “Alright, and boosh! A unicorn appears.” Cleric: “I’ll call it Pretty Hate Machine.” Sorcerer: “That’s actually a really good unicorn name.” Cleric: “It’s also Nine Inch Nails’ first album name. DM: “Oh my sweet god…” Barbarian: “This is a JoJo campaign whether you admit it or not.”

[godslush]

True story

[mugiwarayoshi]

Moments before death.

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[teathattast]

[peychemilke]

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

[whereisthesun]

guess what i made

[tendogumi]

Cursed

[kitsuja]

@superespresso

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[coolcat001100]

When you join a fandom that isn’t very newbie-friendly

[scruffyturtles]

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