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i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online
“But don’t let them make you feel small. […] You are a world entire. You are grand and lovely. But you have to see it before anyone else does.””
— Iron Gold (Red Rising #4) by Pierce Brown
goncharov isn’t media so much as a state of mind.
a state of being.
like achieving nirvana but not by being an enlightened individual.
achieving nirvana by being a deranged and endarkened individual, whose brain is fried from being on Tumblr for 8+ years.
Goncharov: hrmgh Katya I'm trying to eliminate my rivals but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting Andrey
Andrey: mmmm I can't wait to break Goncharov's legs. his beautiful, shapely, supple yet still masculine legs
Sofia: NOBODY HELPS ME AROUND THIS HOUSE *throws Katya in the lake*
Goncharov (1973). That’s it.
"You truly have such odd apples in Naples"
"That's not an apple, mia cara. It's a pomegrane"
"A pomegrane?"
"Indeed. The kind of fruit you sell your soul for. One seed, Just one is enough"
"And what am I selling my soul for? Beauty? Wealth? I already have all of these"
"For love"
"I'm married"
"That's not the same thing, mia cara. One seed of pomegrane gives you love at the price of freedom, but the apple... Oh the apple gives you freedom at the price of love"
"And what if I eat both of them? Will I end with a life full of fulfilled desires or with a chest emptied by my own greed?"
"You can try and wait to see how it turns out"
"Wait? Just like that?"
"Why not? Do you lack time, Katya?"
"Oh Sofia, I never felt more timeless" - Goncharov (1973)
be in love // with me
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some girls n Indie Cindy lyrics. @morepopcornplease come get ur pieta
GET READY FOR...
SEABOUND! A LOCKED TOMB UNIVERSE SURVIVAL ADVENTURE AND HOUSE IDENTIFICATION TOOL
You and a couple of your friends, if you have any, are on a boat in the ocean. Why are you here? Is this even relevant in the universe? Who cares. This ocean’s purpose is to help you pick… your true House identity.
Luckily, on this magical survival journey you have the opportunity to pick items to help you. You may salvage five items of the fifteen I am about to list under the cut. These items will be the key to who you are, secretly, on the inside. You’re probably going to die, but at least you will know who you are, which has to be some kind of comfort, right
These items will score you points with one or more Houses. Once you have made your selection, read the guide, tally your points, and discover… Yourself!!!!
Keep reading
Was slightly surprised to tie between Fifth and Seventh House...
I guess Imma summon some spirits then...
Crepuscular Queen
hmmn if i get good feed back maybe post HTN version? hmnn
i should start fanart other houses as well
old screenshot redraw i never posted tbh
ever wanted to do some stuff? like, different stuff? tired of having to scroll through your huge ref tag? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Have a masterpost of LITERALLY EVERYTHING which took me 5 hours to make so reblog it
Art:
Painting tutorial
Female/male arms
Kneeling + Sitting ref
Dragon head view tutorial
SAI brushes 86786
Drawing expressions
Sai Brushes 1
NGE colour palette 1
100+ colour palletes
Avoiding same face
Face contours/highlighting
free art MyPaint
Body anatomy help 1
How to shift images using blur in PS
Drawing clothe folding
How to draw ice
Colour palette 1
Colour palette 2
SAI brush settings 2
SAI/PS pixel brushes
Warm/Cool gray
Flower crown tutorial
Skin colour palette
Pink colour sheet
How to draw butts&thighs
The male torso
Drawing glowing stuff in SAI
Drawing horse/animal legs on humans
Drawing clouds
Muscular male with bow stock photos
Pastel colours
Drawing grass fields in SAI
Expressions&Legs
All about the human body
20+ colour palettes
Colour conversion
Kissing ref
Creature design
Colour meanings
Creating expression
Tutorial masterpost (100+)
Lineart
Canine
How to colour
Pose studies
Feline comparisons
How to draw penis
Leaf pressing
100+ anatomy references
How to draw folds
SAI brushes 3
Sitting poses
Colour palette 4
Cloud painting
How to draw 3D rooms
Colour info
Colouring ref
Hair tutorial
Clothing ref
Bodies and poses
SAI brushes 5
Colour scheme designer
Folding ref
Heads&Angles
Paint tool SAI masterpost
Drawing ref masterpost (10+)
Hair+Fur
How to draw faces
SAI brushes 4
Anatomy of mutant humans
What should I draw?
Free art software
pastel colour ref
Mass art ref
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ways to draw stuff
SAI brush settings
baseball cap ref
Penis ref
Drawing human wings
Cool free art software
Huge art ref
Colour blender
2 SAI brushes
Photoshop for free
Emotions vocab sheet
Degrees of emotion
HOW TO DRAW ANYTHING
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of potentially useful links.
SIYEON | boca ; music core ( 200822 )
5.05 | 5.13
“Do you miss him?” “Well, it’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.”
CLUE (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn
I’m obsessed.
This woman is operating on a level I cannot begin to comprehend.
I'm-
y’all are missing the best part
I have never not loved a new fact about AOC that I learn
Goodness gravy XD
batman: what’s the situation?
commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage
batman: what are their demands?
commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.
batman:
[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]
harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.
caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.
harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —
[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]
batman: what station is this?
commisioner gordon: WGTM.
batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?
commissioner gordon:
batman:
commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.
I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?
“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”
reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.
Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.
oh, VERY good
A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.
"My cat keeps attacking my feet."
"How often do you play with him?"
"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."
"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."
great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows
I was just wondering if this is the same universe where the riddler gets a YouTube