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[lizilla]

Goodbye Lads im heading to the north pole!

[lizilla]

Uh Oh! I forgot the keys to my reindeer! Gotta turn around

[valtsv]

the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10

[valtsv]

the 4 horsemen

[valtsv]

it has been brought to my attention that this was an ENTIRE GENRE of children’s fiction for some reason

[seasonallydefective]

Way to leave out the bats that get weaponized by humans to bomb cities

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[pumpkaboo-baby-deactivated20180]

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[queeranarchism]

355,296 people are reblogging a hit list

<3

[awesome-picz]

Here’s How Artist Imagine Animals Behave When You Aren’t Looking.

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[umameva]

the mother called her babies just for me ;;;

[chaifootsteps]

Blessed.

[missanthropologist]

the most blessed, pure thing…

[pinkwinged-deactivated20230125]

[arvoze]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[unclefather]

[lokis-little-mischief-maker]

And to think 11 years later it happened

[radio-silents]

see you space cowboy

[leviathan-supersystem]

a “do you love the color of the sky” edit which is exactly as long but is just blank the whole way through

[leviathan-supersystem]

contemplate how easy it would be to actually make this post and then meditate on how infinitely merciful i am for choosing to describe it instead

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[business-pug]

Seriously tho tumblr whats up with the tagging system