where the fuck am i.

Never have I felt more free and afraid since seeing that life is inherently meaningless and that nothing matters but the experiences we make in it. Absolutely love food music and D&D, oh and wanting to die ironicaly.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[gameboyhotline2002]

[forever-winter-wonderland]

☃️

[butterflygrace]

[christmascheerishere]

[mossmans]

“Ｉ＇ｍ Ｇａｒｆｉｅｌｄ, ｔｈｅ ｄｅａｌｓ ｗａｒｌｏｃｋ”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The probable reason we wake up in a dream after we die is because our brain has no knowledge on what life is like after death.

[christmas-winter]

[cant-wait-for-christmas]

[handsomedogs]

my rescued survivor Mr. Rambunctious (aka rambo). he’s a deerhead chihuahua. i saved him and he saves me everyday. -Cupiid

[andrevautour]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[ateabadhotdoganddied]

Press A to corn

[vintageholidays]

[noblecrumpet-dorkvision]

Monk Week: Martial Art Attack Generator

A special attack generator for the monk in your D&D party! Roll 1d100 on each table and put them together to create your monk’s secret technique!

edit: I missed the opportunity to put “Owlbear” instead of “Bear” in Table B. For best results, use Owlbear instead.

[somethingdnd]

I got Raging Crocodile Throw

[thegmsighs]

STANDING WIZARD TECHNIQUE!…. that sounded more epic in my head.

[soup-erb]

hope this works!

[thegmsighs]

when a player wants to seduce but you know you have to RP it

[thoodleoo]

career choices i am considering:

emperor of rome

corrupt senator who bleeds the provinces dry

cynic philosopher who lives in a barrel