im probably drinking.

Chicago. Piece of Shit. (but still pretty cute). ill end up ruining your life, honestly. She/her

[brisbone]

*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

[wycombewiggins]

How was it?

[brisbone]

You had two bee there

[doggosource]

[memewhore]

[pocketss]

remove brain

[mysharona1987]

[siflshonen]

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

[ghostly-harmless]

[calhaspam-deactivated20241208]

hes a sweet boy

[calhaspam-deactivated20241208]

i dont know why people keep tagging this as el woo woo but its endearing and i agree. el woo woo <3

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Wait, it's real????? I thought it was one of those satirical articles!

[ampervadasz]

[shirecorn]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

[runby2]

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

[runby2]

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this is so fucking funny

[nerdreamer]

[auddityy]

your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it

[dogsuffrage]

Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.

[huffylemon]

That’s cool. Why are they making me sad

[that-house]

Call that a microaggression

[femmeyaz-deactivated20230515]

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

[feefal]

Spooky gorls🖤

[clownsnake]

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

[clownsnake]

Generational Constants, artists rendition, 2021

[barbedbitchery]

The colour alignment implies that the littlest brother is gonna eat the oldest brother’s phone

[theotheristhedoctor]

That’s just what little brothers do

[justsomeguycore]

“how many aliases do you have” “as many as it takes to keep my freedom” howl trangener…

[justsomeguycore]

i mean does this look like a cis person to you

[blackppltwitter]

She thought we were getting McChickens together