Corner of Spontinaiety and Genius

Cora | 26 | She/Her/Hers | Life is complicated. But turn signals aren't.

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[depsidase]

[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[nondelphic]

writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this

[thememedaddy]

[findmeinthefallair]

@childlikegoblinqueen

[riverc1an]

literally obsessed with all of this omg

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[beardedmrbean]

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[wrigglewormz]

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

[wrigglewormz]

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

[peaceandlovetechnology]

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

[catasters]

[warl0ck-arts]

Perfection.

[audhdspacewizard]

"I wish I had something that could store energy and also absorb vibrations."

The faithful and compressable spring:

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[allthespoons]

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[steadyangelcharger]

ageism, ableism, and felon disenfranchisement...

I'm so glad this isn't a serious post.

[byjove]

I do not think our president should be a dementia ridden senior citizen with no regard for the law lol. Misuse whatever buzz words you want, the government should reflect the best interests of the people and not the whims of a downright evil 80 year old who has made a career out of scamming people and should be in a memory care facility.

[the-pineapple-talks]

"Every word you say is fuel on your funeral pire" is some bars coming from the flame alchemist