Glitter on My Eyes

real deal mummified pussy

[churchjunkyard]

[afraid-of-woodpeckers]

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[skyporf]

WHEN do you ever feel that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the worms yearn for escape

[charlesoberonn]

Stephen Miller gave his newborn son a ‘14 88’ name. Clown ass.

People would call it a dog whistle but it's not. A dog whistle is something that only people in the know will pick up on.

This is something I call "table farting". It's something everyone is meant to pick up on, but can be denied with the thinnest veneer of plausible deniability, so that he can get offended when somebody accuses him of the thing he's doing.

Like farting at the dinner table and blaming it on the dog.

Stephen Miller is a table farting Nazi

[quasi-normalcy]

It's even worse when you learn that one of the writers has a transgender son.

[quasi-normalcy]

Just Marlon Wayans bullying his son in public by presenting a hate crime as funny; this is the state of American comedy.

[quasi-normalcy]

Lol, yeah, "supporting"

[tatdritt]

@thisisexorsexism

[thisisexorsexism]

this is exorsexism

[cookie-sxftti]

[Image ID: A bluesky post from Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) that reads 'Jesus Christ. Apparently in the new Scary Movie, the Black non-binary character is stabbed to death on a train after saying "my pronouns are they/them" and a crowd stab them saying "fuck your pronouns!" Legit a hage crime against the most vulnerable minority in real life for fucking *comedy".' /End ID]

[Image ID: An online news headline from HuffPost with a title that reads 'Marion Wayans Says He Can Be Friends With Dave Chappelle While Supporting His Transgender Son', the bottom text reading 'The "Scary Movie" actor says Chappelle has been simply "defending his front line as a comedian" after making trans people the butt of his...'. /End ID]

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[lady-troll]

Yes! Yes, it is possible, but most people just won't bother, or don't know what to do.

The how-to/what-do-I-do is here:

https://help.tumblr.com/knowledge-base/tumblr-account-recovery/

2. If the person gets their blog back, but it's already been reported, then the staff is going to see there is a (digital) paper trail of emails/support requests. They probably might disable the specific account for a while, but at the end you'll get your blog back!

[teaboot]

BREAKING NEWS: Man So Insufferable He Has Been Paid To Leave Every Project He Has Ever Joined Becomes Richest Person In Existence. "Le Epic Win", Says Man

[teaboot]

Tags by @cornbreadcommunard are killing me

[legendlarkpod]

I saw this post ( https://baldgonia.tumblr.com/post/817248920885428224/you-have-to-move-on-you-have-to-move-on ) a couple weeks ago, liked it... and then kept scrolling and forgot about it.

And then I woke up this morning and remembered STRONG BETTY. WOLF OF THE WAVES.

STRONG BETTY WOLF OF RIVERDALE

[degenezijde]

Perpetually perplexed about how Legendlark isn't bigger in tumblr's podcast ecosystem. Go listen to their current campaign, Nevernowhere pls

[legendlarkpod]

Thought of Juniper today

AS WELL YOU SHOULD

[peachpaloma]

richchocolit

[thememedaddy]

[zillychu]

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

[ladysdork]

How am I… tearing up over this? I love it. Them. Brushbuddy. Whatever their gender is.

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[seananmcguire]

I know that I have an issue with overexplaining myself in books. I know it can get repetitive, and I cut so much more than makes it into the final draft.

And I do this because I have grown up in a world where I can say dinner is my magic onion secret surprise (the surprise is onions) eight times, and still have someone sit down, take a bite, and then ask me if there are onions in there.

[progressivepower]

Yup http://news.usaunify.org/TSNwpQ

[bowlby4]

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much