[rars]

do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"

[lescretia]

the established timeline of murder on the rockport limited is like super fucked up and really funny

[lescretia]

here it is, essentially:

the boys are woken up at 3am

they leave, at the most, 15 minutes later

they crash into the swamp a few minutes later

they fight some leeches, which takes about 3 minutes

they walk in the woods to get to rockport

they arrive at rockport at 9:30am

[fuckyeahgreatplays]

Me, constantly

[wallflowerwaitlist]

In news completely unrelated to anything currently happening, I heard Ted Cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the warm feeling on his legs

[ruinsoftheempire-deactivated202]

Yeah don't do this

[puwumats]

[mynnub-blog]

Wow I can’t believe 2 haunted mansions and a hotel later Luigi’s finally giving those ghosts what for

[retrogamingblog2]

what the fuck is toad’s damage?!?

[paulthebukkit]

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices

[incorrect-star-trek]

I’m ganna make this short and I’m going to make a this fast.

If you support Trump, the terrorist yesterday and or anything associated with them GET OFF MY BLOG.

[tearlessrain]

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

[spartanlocke]

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[snapdin]

people drawing the McElroy brothers:

A perfect rendition of Griffin, an accurate and stylized Travis,

Justin looks different every time, he is unknowable, uncapturable, it never looks like Justin and yet you know it’s him, he is round and looks like a friend

[saoirseronanswife]

“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass

[prismatic-bell]

In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.

[shredsandpatches]

In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.

[thepioden]

In this essay, passive voice will be used throughout in order to distance the work done from any researchers, or, in reality, kind of imply all experiments were done by magical lab gremlins and the results were simply recorded. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

in this essay, enlightenment will descend upon you without the agency of any living being. you will know things, yet know not how you know.

prepare yourself. it begins.

[quousque]

In this essay, I will use the first person pronoun as a bludgeoning weapon

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

[yaboileonidas]

You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,

“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”

You walk back into the subway and go home.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

There’s a Constantine arc that kind of involves this.

[shoe-mug]

Here's just some of my favourite quotes from Griffin McElroy