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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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macklin celebrini has autism
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@klangstrophobic
u ever eat something just cuz its carbs? like it doesnt even taste that good, ur stomach just Wants it?
my intestines talking to my brain: spare glucose? spare easily metabolized energy source, ma’am?
my brain to my stomach and tastebuds: eat an entire sleeve of ritz crackers. plain. just do it. it will be so good. so fuckin good. the whole sleeve, now.
Holy shit I used to do this I thought I was just protecting everyone else from unnecessary drama and tension with the person I was having issues with.
Bruce Wayne has never looked more like a DILF than when he’s being drawn by Greg Capullo
Greg Capullo is absolutely the best Batman artist. The talent his Bruce has. The range.
Mysterious and sexy.
Soulful and soft.
A wholeass man when necessary
And who could forget his boldest entry: Zero Year-Bruce. This baby Batman is a jacked, protein-shake-drinking, mid-20s fuckboi with the freshest fade in Gotham city. But. He is still soft. He has Disney Prince eyebrows and he absolutely knows how to use them.
His Bruce Wayne is so good, but then you have to factor in the most telling component in any Batman artist’s work, and that’s how they draw Robin in relation to Batman.
Perfection.
This was funnier in my head
If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor
the things i would imagine running alongside the car when i was a kid
This is gorgeous and I need a pack of them so we could run through the woods together hunting.
The Runalongs are rare in worlds without fast transportation. It seems they are brought into being when someone, bored by a journey, looks out to watch the countryside go by. They daydream of a creature that follows their path (guarding? Or hunting?) and suddenly, without fanfare, it appears.
Runalongs have little in the way of ecology, but they are known to eat other dreams. Sometimes if the one who called them is particularly lonely or afraid they will get closer and even speak in humming voices without opening their mouths. But the second you stop moving, the creatures turn and vanish behind themselves, disappearing to wherever fantasies come from.
A Runalong can also have other forms; a humanoid figure (without distinct features) is common, and these may also ride things that are supposed to be horses. If only we were better at imagining, then they might not look so terrifying.
WAIT
OTHER PEOPLE DID THIS
???????!!!
Mine were large cat-like creatures
I forget what mine were but I imagined this too! I like the name Runalongs.
Please, I’m nearly 30 and I still have Runalongs join me on long, boring car journeys. They must be able to sense people who are in need of their presence, for company, for entertainment, or are just so used to them being there.
when you put your hand palm down out the window and it jumps and sways in the speed, the pressure you feel, not quite solid but not quite air is the ghostly backs of the runalongs arching up for a pat.
a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk
thor:
LEST WE FORGET
i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy
This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you
i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways
What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?
then you belong in academia
What about saying really dumb things in dumb ways?
a promising career in republican politics
You smart smart man. Someone wife him.
I love libraries
Cecil: Hmmmm Which story should I report on….
Cecil:
so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life
ok this was me when i dropped a meat pie in the kitchen at 2am and for a solid 0.4 seconds i thought “it’s ok i’ll just load my quicksave”
are y’all ok
understandable have a nice day
I once wanted to open the pause menu irl
venom.
31% on Rotten Tomatoes
35% on Metacritic
2/5 on Empire
1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
“a massively overqualified cast”
“What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
“No one has to fake a bad review of this”
“The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”
Also:
95% of Google users liked it
89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something
Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?
Op:
Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans
That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.
I’m. Dead. 😂😂😂
not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms
me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was
