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during these exciting times (heated rivalry) i am once again encouraging you guys to watch women’s hockey, where this ACTUALLY publicly happens

vamppvictoria

is this that yuri on ice people talk about

I recently visited Slovanská Epopej (díky nevím komu za zlevněné vstupné pro účastníky Rock Castle lol) and welp have been feeling very inspired to draw sth more complex. These are my OCs and their first time meeting (before they fall in love and spend the rest of their lives together hehe) from a slavic lore inspired fantasy universe in the Kurwood forest.

Witness the hedge witch healer established traveller swordswoman Klappity and a northern warrior ex arena fighter ex slave Bill called the Skullcrusher.

#art #digital illustration #digital painting #digital art #illustration #slavic folklore #slavic vibes #kurwood #witchy vibes #čumblr

#jaskier #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #witcher fanart #geralt of rivia fanart #witcher fanfiction #witcher geralt #silly little comic #cat #witcher #u know how cats are afraid of witchers #geralt may seem like wtffff jaskier no pets #but as the cat gets used to him?#SOFT

crazywolf828

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

ralfmaximus

A treasure! Especially the Notable Omissions sections.

firelightinferno

Now that's interesting. I like great polls and this one is enlightening. 😆🤭

klappitythewitch

Ok dayumn I need to use this. XD

I have 0 apologies.

Friend's hen was brooding, and... my brain just had to make sth like this up.

#geralt of rivia fanart #witcher #jaskier #geralt #witcher jaskier #witcher fanart #geraskier #kaer morons #geralt of cluckia #dont be a chicken geralt #chicken geralt

Geralt: travels with Jaskier for twenty years and doesn't notice shit about him being an ancient monster

Lambert: is an appealing bed partner and notices something inhuman twenty-six strikes into spanking, but doesn't give a fuck

Don't be like either of them. If you spot an ancient monster, run.

...

So I wrote a new oneshot today! It has ancient monster Jaskier, some fluff, and also smut. I also made an illustration!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63513574

#witcher #jaskier #witcher fanfiction #geralt #the witcher #witcher lambert #witcher fanart #witcher fanfic #witcher jaskier #the witcher art #jaskier is raging after the mountain

I thought that tumblr might appreciate these boys rarepairing thoughtlessly.

#loki #loki x spiderman #spiderman #loki fanart #spiderman fanart #slash fanart #your honor they gay #or bi #or whatever #pls someone write a fanfic about them there's a dire lack of them on ao3 #marvel #marvel fanart #marvel loki #marvel spiderman

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Geralt: wants to be good

Jaskier: awww, for me? Lemme check my diary, yep, I do have time for two years of no strings attached rn

Jaskier later: oh, fuck, how the heck did all of my strings tangle into your hair...

Lambert, watching from the rafters: omfg they are such disasters

Aiden, watching from next to Lambert: I told you they'd be

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#basically this is my fic in summary #witcher #jaskier #witcher fanfiction #geralt #witcher fanfic #kaer morons #geralt of rivia #jaskier the bard #geraskier #and then they fuck

So. I haven't posted here in a while

But I'm writing a new Geraskier fic! It has a badass omega Jaskier who's seen some shite already, Warlord Geralt who ends up marrying him to prevent war, and a loooot of horny.

This is a little fanart I just drew during a lecture, featuring one of my favorite scenes so far.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#witcher #jaskier #witcher fanfiction #geralt #geraskier #omegaverse #bamf jaskier #geralt of rivia #geralt of rivia fanart #witcher fanfic #kaer morons #not here but definitely inside the fic #aiden is a little shit but I love him #geralt fanart

One day left of witchertober so I'll slowly start posting what I've been up to 😁

Our beloved bard has once again had to take a slight shortcut on his way out. Geralt and Roach both already know there's no sleeping in that town that night.

Bard's lucky Geralt took his lute, would've been a hassle avoiding the husband while getting it!

#witcher #jaskier #witcher jaskier #geralt #geralt of rivia #witcher fanart #witcher dandelion #zaklínač #in my heart this is pre relationship #roach is like #just tell him #Geralt just frowns #nooooo he obviously doesn't like me like he likes all these random people #meanwhile jaskier sleeps around bcs geralt gets him all horny but like doesn't seem to get the hints #geraskier #pre relationship

weaver-z

I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

weaver-z

Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location.

British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief.......

German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and

US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

Slavic folklore: there's about 50/50 chance that this strange person you found by the roadside will either bless you with luck and health or kill and eat you. Good luck.

Soooo, I'm doing a witchertober this year and kinda forgor to post it here as well, so Imma be posting it when I'm done all at once. But. BUT.

Today I did this cute Letho&Julita moment as a tribute to @inexplicifics and just can't resist. The Accidental Warlord AU was the first thing I read from the witcher fandom, and it holds a very special place in my heart.

Letho: Gets crushed by angry wyvern and stabbed with its tail into his bowels.

Letho: Gets up and finishes it off. Returns to Kaer Morhen.

Healers: Sir you should be unconscious, lie down.

Letho: Nah, I'll just chug down another swallow.

Julita: Lip starts wobbling when she sees him.

Letho: Immediately subdued and lets himself be "fretted about uselessly" as they disinfect, sew him up, counter the poison, etc.

Julita: I baked you a pie to get better.

Letho: Thank you snakelet, that's gonna help so much.

#witcher #witcher fanfiction #witcher letho #letho of gulet #accidental warlord au #kaer morons #i can't from how sweet those two are #my heart melts

shaftking

Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.