#bamf jaskier

[geraskierfanficprompts]

I've seen fics where people try to woo Jaskier, and the bard is very polite about it.

Where are my fics where Jaskier, seeing that this person just wants to use him, is a *nightmare*?

Flowers? Fed to a goat. Romantic boat ride? Shoves love interest over the edge. Gods forbid anyone tries to use music or poetry to woo Jaskier. He channels his inner Professor Pankratz and RIPS them apart.

Geralt is jealous, but he's also kind of impressed with the endurance of the courters.

Geralt had been very jealous of the man at first. Until Jaskier had maced him in front of a large crowd while screaming "Mad pervert!" Geralt wasn't so jealous of him after that. He had been trailing Jaskier for weeks now, trying his best to "woo" him. Geralt knew better. He could smell the lust and see the lack of affection in his eyes. Overhearing him brag about wanting to pump and dump the bard also helped. And Geralt was... Admittedly a little surprised that Jaskier believed him so readily when Geralt told him. But he knew he shouldn't have been. After all these years together, why wouldn't Jaskier trust Geralt? Especially with something as important as a potential lover. Jaskier had poured salt into his drink, stepped on his toes, tripped him into a river, shoved him out of a moving carriage, threw his poetry into a fire in front of him, slapped his hands away, and regifted a bouquet of flowers to an entirely different random person on the street. And yet still he man remained. Just for the chance of fucking Jaskier? Geralt hates that he kinda gets it.

[jaskier-cult]

human witcher jaskier

imagine, for a second, witcher Jaskier ... who isn't actually a witcher, but he's trying his damned hardest at it.

after he splits from Geralt at the mountain, people keep recognising him as "the witcher's bard," and they think the witcher isn't far behind him. they give him contracts and ask him for help, except ... well, Geralt isn't here, is he? but witchers are a dying breed. how many more people will die before an actual witcher will finally meander into town? Jaskier can't just turn away people in need!

so, what does he do?

he puts down his precious lute, picks up a silver sword, and he uses the long-ago sword lessons he learned as a noble's son to dispatch the nekker's nest.

he employs his own skills and uses the knowledge he gained from Geralt over the years. and he almost dies and gets hurt really badly, but the job is done! he actually did it! and when he goes to confirm the kill with the alderman, he lies and says that Geralt is tending to his wounds while Jaskier picks up the money.

this creates a dangerous pattern of Jaskier unwittingly picking up contracts when given them, even fighting off larger monsters sometimes. he eventually stops lying about Geralt being around and just takes on contracts himself. this creates rumors that travel fast, about a human taking on witcher contracts, and succeeding. and let's just say, actual witchers? well, they're mighty curious about this little human parading around as one of them.

[klappitythewitch]

So. I haven't posted here in a while

But I'm writing a new Geraskier fic! It has a badass omega Jaskier who's seen some shite already, Warlord Geralt who ends up marrying him to prevent war, and a loooot of horny.

This is a little fanart I just drew during a lecture, featuring one of my favorite scenes so far.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[bardcore-jaskier]

♡ Joey Batey sword fighting ♡

I've been reading witcher!Jaskier fanfics on AO3 lately and I'm one of those people who have a very active imagination so I have no trouble picturing Jaskier fighting with a sword. But I recently came across a TikTok video where someone said that certain people are unable to visualize mental images, it's a condition called aphantasia. So I made the second gif for those who might need a little reference to go off of when reading fanfics. + Even if you don't have aphantasia, it's still a very entertaining concept to feast one's eyes upon!

If you are wondering where I found that clip, it is from a compilation of Joey Batey's scenes in Knightfall on YouTube:

[3twindragons]

Geralt and Jaskier

[cryptid-called-ash]

Witcher thoughts

Sorcerer Jaskier / Yennefer (version one)

Just after the mountain drama

jaskier get blinded by a bruxa on his way down the mountain.

So he decides fuck it he’s had enough with people for the next decade

He dyes his hair and becomes a pseudo- hermit, throwing himself into perfecting his magic

He starts going by Julian again

Yennefer hears about this mysterious sorcerer living in the mountains who helps the local village and goes to investigate

Lo and behold it’s jaskier

She shocked, confused, but not angry. She can’t bring herself to be. Not when he invites her into his cottage for tea

She very quickly becomes angry, but not at jaskier, no her fury is solely on geralt for leaving jask alone

Winter falls and jask asks yenn to stay with him

They start getting close and before they realize it, they’ve fallen in love

They decide to wed for real

Rip geralt he’s got two angry sorcerer newlyweds to deal with now

Witcher jaskier

Do y’all watch the Witcher George on YouTube? You should. Go watch the school of the leshen video! I’ll wait.

School of the leshen Jaskier.

His dad, Alfred, is also a Witcher of the same school, he had jask before undergoing the mutations.

A 22 year old newly minted Witcher Alfred is out on a contract in lettenhove and runs into the woman he had a one night stand with, and surprise, he’s a father.

She gives a rather neglected 5 year old Julian to his father.

Panicking about his new status as a father, he takes his son back to the elder keep and raises Julian as a Witcher.

 Julian has a surprising affinity for signs, Axii in particular, which he learned to incorporate into his voice. Earning him the nickname ‘siren in the wood’

{oc time} the Witcher Berek Ebonstone is roughy around Julian’s age and the two become quick friends. Even traveling together when they become full witchers

Jul gets sent to study at oxenfurt and bring new information back the the school, where he takes up his infamous persona of Jaskier the bard

Julian is out on a contract in Posada, having just completed it when he meets geralt.

Now Julian, ever the little shit, decides he wants to see what all the fuss over the white wolf is about.

Things play out as normal, albeit with jaskier always seems to have more coin when geralt comes back from a contract than when he left, there always seems to be one less contact too. He’s sure it’s nothing though.

It’s not until the infamous break up that things really change.

Jaskier seemingly drops off the face of the earth.

Berek and Julian are once again hunting together regularly, occasionally interacting with the other wolves but, blessedly, never running into geralt.

Julian knows his luck won’t hold, and he’ll have to face geralt eventually and tell him the truth. But he going to wait until he has no other choice.

[k-laconia-bug1]

Geraskier au where Jaskier comes from a high ranking Noble family of Knights

So Jaskier grew up training as a knight and to be the head of family

He asks his Mother and Father if he can go traveling as a Bard instead

They say yes as long as he comes home once a year (Supportive family in this!!) And takes the role as Head of family when the time comes

He of course agreed

And then he meets Geralt and falls inlove within the year

And Jaskier just never mentions about his family's background at all he doesn't even know the bard can fight like at all

Jaskier just grew up trained in all manors of weapons

And Geralt is falling in love with this Bard that has zero self preservation

And they end up surrounded by bandits out numbered and Jaskier just pulls out these curved daggers and kills the bandits

And Geralt can only think "Oh no.. that was hot"

[geraskierficrecs]

An Offer You Can’t Refuse Update!

Read the latest chapter here.

Teaser:

His wolf was raging–on the edge of fully feral–and wanted vengeance for all that had happened.

He barely remembered the days that followed learning who they’d captured.  Saving Aiden was only a gift in that it meant Jaskier’s biggest weakness was safely protected by the Kaer pack.  There was no relief knowing that it also meant that Jaskier was captured by Emhyr and surrounded by enemies.

Because he’d tried to save Geralt.

Images of the dark wolf leaping over him to rip into his enemies haunted him.  He thought of how many days he’d spent angry at Jaskier for keeping secrets and hiding his identity from Geralt.  All of it felt vapid and ridiculous now.  Jaskier had never harmed the Kaer Pack beyond the implications of his existence.  Even after Geralt lashed out at him, he’d continued to protect him.

It’s a hell of a courting gift.  Eskel’s words haunted him.

He didn’t want to think about what he’d let slip out of his fingers.  It felt too much like accepting that he wouldn’t get it back again.  Losing Jaskier had erased the feeble lies he’d been telling himself about why Jaskier had been so important to him from the moment they’d met.  It whispered of a truth behind the way his eyes always found the musician in the room and why learning he was gone had nearly broken him.

Mate, his wolf whined.

Our mate, he agreed.