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squishfrog

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

whatsallthisnow

What the hell kind of cow is that?

william-snekspeare

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

(via itsdougthepug)

He is the best seal.

Havent drawn these gals in a long time

v35heh

viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

chandra-nalaar

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

commandtower-solring-go-deactiv

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

ezurad

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

hiringdreamers-deactivated20200

Milk is $15

captaindeadpoet

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

bluesey-182

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

asymbina

I think his face is just tentacles.

kakaphoe

The blind man has gills.

of-another-broken-heart

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

kakaphoe

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

a-small-bowl-of-noodles

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

schiwalker

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

starafterdeath

Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

mrevaunit42

Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

sosuperawesome

Botanical Resin Dice

by Flower Fox on Etsy

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sosuperawesome

Glass Dice Sets

Crystal Maggie on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Dice tags

thecollectibles

Art by Meybis Ruiz Cruz

lookatthesefuckingbirds

hellenhighwater

Okay, vaguely related, but a friend of mine was once taking some snowy owls to canada to be released--they’d been injured while in the states, taken to the avian rehab facility where he worked, and were healthy again. But at that time of year, most snowy owls had migrated back north to canada. So he drove to the border with three crates of screamingly angry snowy owls in back. He got to the border, declared his cargo, and immediately found himself in Big Trouble With Canadian Border Security.

(There was nothing wrong with what he’d been doing, it had all been cleared in advance and he had all his paperwork in order. But nobody told the border guys that.)

They demanded that he take the owls out of the crates for inspection. He refused; these were very, very angry, agitated wild birds. They asked him lots of questions. They finally asked why he was taking the owls to canada, and he explained that that’s where they’re from.

The customs agent demanded “WELL, how did Canada’s owls even get to America in the first place?!”

My friend responded, “Sir. They can fly.”

The customs agent let him go.