KNOTTY PINE ?!?!

BLACK LIVES MATTER ALWAYS | he/him | queer | chronic shitposter | obsessed with AHS, video games, The Haunting series, and Tori Amos | eats losers for breakfast | writes to assume humanlike form | is definitely an earth dweller | strangely relates to those grey, tall, nice people from AHS season 2 {Foxxay/Goode Day acc; if y’all like Bly Manor you should follow my second acc @sheryl-crow-bitches }

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

[knottypine]

always.

[redstonedust]

is there a name for the thing where people find out that a cute animal is still an animal that kills and fucks and does things that would be bad for humans to do to eachother so they start going "did you know DUCKS are EVIL?? did you know DOLPHINS will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF GOD?? did you know your CAT is MORALLY BANKRUPT??"

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[weepingwidar]

Serolod (Dolores Mavridou) (Greek, 1997) - Unknown Element (2025)

[ayeforscotland]

The onion absolutely skewering AI tech bros.

[lichenaday]

Got bit by a new bird species today!

Red-eyed vireo (Vireo olivaceus)

This guy doesn't even go here! Recent high winds blew him over to Iceland from his typical American homeland. Awww, kinda like me!

(I am a licensed bird ringer for the country of Iceland and all animals are captured and handled according to regulations under the authority of the Natural Science Institute of Iceland)

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[bonesbeetle]

haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

[electronicmail]

i have nothing in common with people whose favorite color is purple

[electronicmail]

[deathandmysticism]

Franz Ernst Brückmann, First twelve Epistola, 1728

[foreveriallyzombified]

did he on purpose choose ones that look like pussys boobs & cocks or am i insane

[hollowtones]

yeah this guy was a wild one

[byjove]

[lesbianshepard]

fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.

[lesbianshepard]

on a similar note, a traditional Ojibwe greeting is “Nanaboozhoo” so when the French first landed in southern Canada they thought that they were saying “Bonjour!” Which is fucking wild to think about. Imagine crossing the ocean and the first people you meet in months somehow speak French. 

[yu-gi-oh-slavia]

[tuulikki]

Given that we famously don’t know the origin of the English word “dog”, I have decided to adopt an utterly batshit folk etymology conspiracy theory. As a treat.

[kegeliandialectics]

Fantastic False Cognates - Starkey Comics

False cognates are pairs of words that seem related, but aren’t. Here are some of these amazing linguistic coincidences. What are False Cong

[kragehund-est]

oh my god

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[lesbiansasuk3-deactivated202602]

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[wowhead]

[nick-nonya]

for reference:

[ur-daily-inspiration]