PASTOR OF MUPPETS

  Here for the pretty pictures and the dumb hahas. He/him, residing on Dharawal land.  

[sunbleachedbitch]

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

[get-in-losers-were-boldly-going]

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

[were--ralph]

U 34 and a furry

ill be 60 and one too

[furry-fey]

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[freaknix]

My name is Harry Du Bois

[freaknix]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Hmm not sure about this one

[tothechaos]

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

[tothechaos]

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

[afloweroutofstone]

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture

[mr-ribbit]

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

[radawaycunt]

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

[radawaycunt]

AND we kissed, also

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[official-penis-posts]

Sadly putting away my dirty willy 

[skyrim-forever]

Sorry for spending so long in the character creator it will happen again

[grimeowkin]

🌱✨ An All-Consuming Desire ✨🌱

[userfish]

[thatlavendergremlin]

Galaxies are yurinating...

[spotforme]

don't say it like that

[porcelain-dollbones]

i don't really like it when western mythological terms are applied haphazardly to essentially unrelated ideas. this is a completely lost battle but a lóng is really not a dragon, it is its own thing with only surface level similarities

[porcelain-dollbones]

i especially dislike many works that try to fold all sorts of different mythologies into a single consistent schema because they tend to heavily privilege western conceptions in doing so- see 'dragonology' books twisting basically every mythical reptilian under the sun into the mould of 'a species of dragon', implicitly centring the beowulf-style firebreather as the default from which all other mythologies derive, or basically anything that does worldwide vampire bloodlines

[porcelain-dollbones]

relatedly a qílín is not a unicorn, a fènghuáng is not a phoenix, and a jiāngshī is not a vampire, and it can impede understanding when they're approached from the standpoint of being the 'chinese version' of these concepts from western myth

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

Also, yes campal taking six pages of notes on Nona kissing herself (harrow’s face) in the mirror and whether she thinks redheads are sexy is inherently funny, but also like that means that harrow and Gideon were so obvious at Canaan house that these fuckers went “Okay, main nonagesimus personality traits: sad, likes bones, in love with Gideon nav. Main nav personality traits: likes boobs, swords, and deeply in love with Harrowhark Nonagesimus”

Like they haven’t spoken to Gideon since Canaan house and cam/pals brief interactions with harrow😭

[vasira96]

tall and mighty and powerful

[sapphling]

i think it was kind of a major failing to frame the self diagnosis issue around whether it's "valid" or not rather than the fact that unless an official diagnosis is necessary for you to access actually beneficial pharmaceuticals/treatment, accomodations or disability benefits, you should actively avoid on-paper diagnosis for your basic safety and access to care

[johnnycrass]

always thought it was strange that ppl go to amsterdam to do drugs specifically. do you know what i absolutely dont wanna hear while tripping? Dutch