PASTOR OF MUPPETS

  Here for the pretty pictures and the dumb hahas. He/him, residing on Dharawal land.  

[maruti-bitamin]

a waiting crow

ink + watercolour

cara/insta/bluesky/ store

[besthalimede]

Huh, I thought that last post was going to my horny maid blog, sorry folks

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[anarqueeen]

Hey so last night I was really drunk and I inverted your dog. yeah he's now everything he once wasn't, and no part of him is retained from his former self. But you can see glimpses of what he once was in the reflection of what he's become so thats cool.

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[teaboot]

This time I'm really gonna fucking do it*

*clean out the oldass canned shit that's been sitting in the pantry for literal years because sometimes there really isn't any food and so throwing anything out that's still unopened is basically the eighth deadly biblical sin but honest hand to god that shit is never getting eaten

[teaboot]

Ruh-Roh Raggy

[teaboot]

Hey. Hey not to make a jokepost deep but some of this shit was in my go-bag from before I moved out of my parent's house.

I first packed it up in ziplock freezer bags along with matches and a tarp n other junk in case shit went south and I needed to lay low in the woods a couple days.

And now I'm an adult, living in my own apartment, paying my own rent with my own career in a job I enjoy, with my own towels and plates and shampoo I bought because I like the smell.

Shit gets good out here

[transmechanicus]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[hornpoint]

Sort it.

[pretend-animator]

since this art was deleted by tumblr during the great censor-ing, i'll post it again now just for fun

[gumi-megpoidd]

yaoi is NOT REAL and men DO NOT EXIST

[greengableslover]

THE FALL (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh Costume Design by Eiko Ishioka

[hollowboobtheory]

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

[patronsaintofpanic]

my all time favorite tiktok skit that needs to be as famous as it is all consuming in my mind idc idc

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[dramatic-dolphin]

the thing about the concept of gendered socialization is that so many people use it as like another kind of gender essentialism. you know it's not an immutable trait right. you can literally overcome it.

"i'm like this because women are socialized to be shy and quiet and subservient" okay good on you for recognizing it, but that's only the very first step. the next few steps are that you Stop Doing It. feminist thought vs feminist action.

[dramatic-dolphin]

and when ppl see a trans woman being confident and unafraid to take up space and decide it's because of her evil evil male socialization, i'm always like "wait you're saying this woman was raised as a child to be loud and confident and take up space? that's awesome, i thought that's how we WANTED people to raise girls? why exactly is it a problem now? 🤔"

like WHY are you telling trans women that they literally have to make themselves smaller and conform to the WORST gender exceptations of women to be seen as real women. since when is it evil and masculine to be confident, i thought we were supposed to be doing that. i thought that was feminism.

[dogpuppy]