[chickenfarmersan]

[polyglotplatypus]

Love Is Stored in The You

[moonpaw]

[paper-mario-wiki]

so like why did spiderman get to have the opportunity to not feel so good but everyone else just died instantly

[demilypyro]

Spider sense. He felt it coming

[paper-mario-wiki]

how the fuck does spidey sense even work though

[nirtonic]

He actually has a lot of spiders as his muscles and bones, and they started disintegrating inside him first, and thus the collective Spiders man felt bad

[paper-mario-wiki]

gonna b honest this makes the most sense out of all the other explanations ive been given so i accept this one

[haberdashing]

gonna be honest here, i’ve been consuming so much into the spider-verse content lately that when i saw this i straight-up forgot the main MCU existed and let me tell you, i was Very Confused

[khe1]

does yoshi have a butthole

To start My New Year I am going to come to Your House and rip Your Arms off.

[dinuguan]

[untitledplacebo]

A 1 carrot ring

[justinpie]

Blocked

[leahberman]

elixir of the sun

[greenplantboy]

Explored today, and took pictures

[arianagrandeofficial]

Me: “I don’t want to drink as much tonight… I think I’m just going to have a shot or a simple cocktail..”

Me 10 tequila shots later:

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[defydamage]

[columbojumpscare]

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

[bogleech]

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

[geekandmisandry]

Ok, science is cancelled.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

Ambulocetus is friend-shaped c:

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

My stupid human brain @ Ambulocetus: doggy

[govthookercoulson]

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

[rensbogusadventure]

Country folk can survive

[re-jet-irony]

Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.

[jakemorph]

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

[jakemorph]

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

[marvelbun]

find me in the corner sobbing to death

[underoosstark]

ONE LAST SACRIFICE

[eightdoctor]

people keep forgetting someone! :)

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

[doctr-p]

@the-flame-and-hawks-eye 8)

[smashingpunks]

I will recognize the intro for Welcome to the Black Parade faster than I will recognize our national anthem

[play-dolls]

[silenthill]

barbie is Bi.

[maurypovichofficial]

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

[greedyforlove]

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

[gay-impressionist]

Let’s not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that she’s just being an ally will have to fight me

[play-dolls]

At least we still have Bi Barbie

[elsaspants]

Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!

[ratfuck]

British food look like this

[roseskinnycoffee]

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

[ratfuck]

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

[self-absorbed-pretty-boy]

You’ve heard of Creepypasta

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