Causing problems est. 2007

what are you lookin at?

[auckie]

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[valtsv]

when the character's real body isn't their human one but some kind of accessory or tool that contains their life force

[reronn]

Cool poses

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[dumgumgum]

more human au berdly

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[coughloop]

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

[mycoins]

i will come kill him with my demon blade

[coughloop]

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

[emzzy]

MY BOOOOOYYYYY. MY SOOON. MY ROTTEN SOLDIER <3

(based off that one WHA cover)

[powerburial]

he looks like an animated rat with a brooklyn accent "i could get yooshed ta thish"

[ceeejus]

finished outer wilds recently so i'm making some stickers for c2e2

[the-haiku-bot]

finished outer wilds

recently so i’m making

some stickers for c2e2

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[emzzy]

MY BOOOOOYYYYY. MY SOOON. MY ROTTEN SOLDIER <3

(based off that one WHA cover)

[monstrous-divinity]

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*