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@krutstrated
i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out
Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it's for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.
timeline of events:
teacher misgenders a kid in front of his class
the kid politely corrects him and the teacher gets really mad and upset
a few days later there's an event at school. pretty much everyone is there. teachers, students, parents
during this event he makes an impromptu speech about how pronouns are bad. reminder that this event had nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. it was like a big school dinner or something
he also goes on a huge homophobic rant. other teachers, students, and parents are annoyed.
he then follows around the principal all night begging her to "ban pronouns"
the principal repeatedly asks him to leave her alone
teacher does not fuck off
principal puts teacher on paid leave. tells him not to come to work tomorrow
he shows up anyway
someone showing up at school when they've been told not to is a security risk and also a crime
staff ask him to leave
principal gets a legal document forbidding him from coming to the school
he continues to show up to school multiple days in a row, despite not being allowed at the school
he is potentially a threat to students
staff ask him to leave or they will call the cops
he doesn't leave
he gets arrested
judge rules that because he wasn't allowed near that school, and yet still showed up at that school multiple times, putting everyone at that school in danger, he was found guilty of contempt of court
so no, this was not a teacher going to jail because he used the wrong pronouns. this was a ass wipe who couldn't take no for an answer and violated a restraining order, potentially putting the kids and staff at school in danger, so he faced the consequences for his actions.
None of those things have anything to do with each other
vice news writers have not been to college
Me either, but I still know how to write an article
Reading comprehension quiz
1. Why has the author chosen to contrast these two ideas in one sentence? What is the effect this contrast has to the reader?
2. Can we determine the authors opinion on Zuckerberg from the work? What impression of Zukerberg is this work meant to evoke?
I know there's a lot of jokes and a lot of real examples of reading comprehension being down the toilet but seeing tumblr users nonbinarypolitics and mongoliassweetheart dense interaction hit me like a ton of bricks
This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.
He just wants to be included!!
(He's got an Insta btw).
This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.
Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
I jacked off twice today.
I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?
not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.
Have a great time! :)
"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."
Thanks bestie, I will!
"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."
jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now
uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑
BOOSTING APRIL 2024 Active boycott notice!!!
Source
The Teamsters union is calling for a nationwide boycott of Molson Coors amid stalled talks with striking workers, asking that beer drinkers
I personally hate beer but if it’s your thing, perhaps right now is a GREAT time to chase down your friendly local microbrewery and support them instead
One of the more interesting things about this post is all the people in the notes like “BLAH BLAH IS OWNED BY A MEGACORP?!”
Like yeah friends even blah blah is owned by a megacorp 🤷♀️
That’s a key part of the problem here
*Stares directly into the camera*
It's that time of year when Tumblr celebrates Easter by posting pictures of crucified anime characters, and inevitably somebody in the notes will pop up to helpfully explain that crucifixion imagery has no cultural significance in Japanese media because Japan is only about 1% Christian, which bugs me because it's completely wrong.
It's true that in the majority of cases, crucifixion in Japanese cartoons isn't meant to be conveying any specific theological message, but something Western audiences are likely to miss is that a large portion of those random crucifixion scenes are referencing Ultraman.
Ultraman's creator was a devout Roman Catholic who explicitly intended the titular hero to read as a Christ figure, and consequently, various Ultramen have been crucified on multiple unconnected occasions throughout the franchise's history. Crucifixion scenes in Japanese cartoons are often directly name-checking particular crucifixion incidents from Ultraman, right down to emulating the compositions and camera angles of specific shots. It's like an especially morbid version of the Akira slide.
The upshot is that while it's true that the inclusion of gratuitous crucifixion scenes in Japanese cartoons typically has no (intentional) theological message, stating that they have no cultural significance is incorrect. A large chunk of the Japanese viewing audience are going to see them and immediately go "hey, that's an Ultraman reference".
Anyway, as an image tax, have a shot of four crucified Ultramen miraculously resurrecting a fifth Ultraman by shooting laser beams out of their hearts:
This pic rules
Toni Morrison in 1970
It was in 1970 that she published her first novel, The Bluest Eye. Absolutely essential reading.
Despite being recognized with the Nobel Prize in 1992, her work is still frequently banned across the US. The Bluest Eye in particular landed on the American Library Association's Top Ten Most Challenged Books Lists for 2006 (#5), 2014 (#4), 2013 (#2), 2020 (#9), and 2022 (#3).
Are you going to let some conservative, religious, racists keep you from this revelatory, insightful work of art? Didn't think so.
i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile
feel free to share the truth...
Comedian who keeps mixing up women and ankhegs from D&D 3.5: women am I right? Always dealing 2d6+7 plus 1d4 acid damage with their bite attack! Right fellas?
Comedian who keeps mixing up women and ankhegs from D&D 3.5: you know how women have a walking speed of 30 ft. but a burrowing speed of 20 ft.? What's the deal with that?
One guy in the audience: WHOOOO, YEAH
