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26 | they/them | autistic

[chinesewednesday]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[passionpeachy]

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[katebishoply]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth

i’ve never met one

but i love the concept

[weightlosswithmegan-deactivated]

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

[sugarmint-dreams]

disney fairies ✧𐦍

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my shop | mobile wallpaper

[eldritch-insomniac]

you may be evil but you post good

five bucks this is moss. Who wants in?

[onemossygoblin]

i cant have anything

[contemptible-scoundrel]

guy from a world where 9/11 didn't happen, finding out about 9/11: you have got to be fucking me sexually!*

*TN: due to linguistic shift from divergent events, in his world, "you have got to be fucking me sexually" is a common exclamation of disbelief, similar to "you have got to be kidding me

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[pnglove]

sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard sitting on your dashboard

[nordeva]

Molly is my fave. She’s a tender little duckling, what can I say 🦆💛

Speedpaint video –> https://youtu.be/_EEIgU5otHE

[grubarchived]

melba and molly are my favorites i love it when they talk to each other

based on rl events

[slipng]

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