:)

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[sygol]

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

your doglike features and string of tragic misfortunes have entranced me

[cheddar-baby]

I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂

[mrhealyourgirl]

oh yeah well, I emailed poop.com and they said you have 72 alternate accounts

[cheddar-baby]

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Antique 1920's Rat Perfume Figural Bottle from Germany ebay Diane's Clearinghouse

[lakevida]

disrespectful.

[wisdomshoes]

he just kinda sucks

[lakevida]

and what are you bringing to the table

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[depsidase]

[gotterhag]

this is the funniest fucking shit I’m gonna scream

[madeingodsimage]

[skoople]

in like 20 years all this bullshit about getting a callout for kinning sardonyx from steven universe or something will be explained by a specific hallucinogenic toxin found only in wacom tablets

[amazoogle]

[triviallytrue]

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

[tallest-tulip-poplar]

[cerastes]

Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.

[cosmic-muses]

Environmental storytelling

[thebootydiaries]

[ayanathedork]

he rotates in my head

[weedclown69]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i never want tumblr to end. this website is like the internet equivalent of a huge mall where you can run around and do whatever you want and there are no laws

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly 

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

However you are allowed to steal stuff, and if you don’t support shoplifting, you’re transphobic. 

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

feanorus rex i am not transphobic and i dont steal anything. i dont appreciate libel on here

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

I was joking. The tumblr ‘shoplifting fandom,’ (Yes, that is a real thing) says that people who don’t support stealing are transphobic bc trans people need to steal makeup to live. 

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

Simply Don’t appreciate any of whatever you just said to me. Don’t “joke” or whatever you call it here again. Now… godbye

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

you’ve never heard of the tumblr shoplifting fandom? or their ridiculous justifications? 

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

^ exactly what i expected. dont feed the Tumblr Trolls people.

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i got juice in my mouse and i cant click the links

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

Jezebel.com:

rebrn.com:

The Daily Dot

Knowyourmeme:

The ‘anti lifting= transphobic post:

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

pictures wont load i think my internet is slow. can you reblog again and type out the text from the articles/posts yourself

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

yeah, the first one says, “It’s too bad that you accused someone of fabricating the tumblr shoplifting fandom, she went and found sources and you panicked and invented progressively more ridiculous excuses.” 

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

^ so again you prove my point…

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

it seems pretty convenient that you can’t access any of my sources. just search ‘#shoplifting fandom,’ on here, or is your ability to search some how broken too? 

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i dont know why you would say it is convenient. im the one with the mouse with juice in it. it is very inconvenient for me

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

how are you clicking on anything if your mouse is broken? 

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

spare mouse

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

then click on the links i provided? or search, ‘#shoplifting fandom’ on tumblr?? 

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

hm… not a bad idea… can you post the links again though? my spare mouse does have working clickers but its scroll wheel is totally fried (milk accident) and i can’t scroll up to the links

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i just spilled some olive oil (extra virgin of course, i wouldn’t settle for anything else) on my spare mouse and the clickers just stopped working. could you post some screenshots of those articles or something

[metamorphosick]

What the fuck “I spilled olive oil”

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

yeah, i use the good stuff. mock me for it all you like.

[mindofjson]

TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??

UGHH!!

[avvocarlo]

bro

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself