21st century gorl

[segamascott]

[twinktowers667]

reading lolita on the train and after every page shaking my head to show that i am disgusted by it except every 4th page i nod my head and stroke my chin to show that i understand the nuance and message of the text

[twinktowers667]

reading lolita on the train and after every page shaking my head to show that i am disgusted by it except every 4th page i nod my head and stroke my chin to show that i understand the nuance and message of the text

[allpiesforourown]

"It's so fucked up women have to do sex work to survive" so trueee it's so fucked up we live in a capitalist society where you need to do work you don't want to do just to be alive. I'm so glad we're talking about ALL the jobs that are forced onto people, especially women, that are full of harassment. Thank God we're not just focusing on jobs that are already heavily stigmatized and shaming women for doing what's necessary to survive, even though every single person has to do that but for some reason it's immoral when it's a stripper instead of a fast food employee

[pineapplecake555]

Every time you think your shitty retail job is “just as bad” as prostitution I want you to do a mental exercise.

Think about your scariest and cruelest customer ever.

Now imagine you have to let them fuck you. Imagine trusting them to not hurt you when you’re incredibly vulnerable. Imagine trusting them to respect your boundaries. Imagine your manager told you you aren’t allowed to have those and will beat the shit out of you of you complain or don’t moan pretty enough.

Imagine, really imagine, having to open your body up to a person that repulses and terrifies you.

Now go walk into traffic because you’re a first world spoiled fucking brat with a victim complex so profound you think an old woman yelling at you about coupons is the same things as getting anally raped by a man saying you look just like his daughter.

[kragehund-est]

thank you leftist man for supporting women's rights to cater to you sexually no matter what. you are so brave. i also really appreciate how you criticize conservative views that keep women from being sexually available to you. as a male feminist truly you understand that the ultimate goal of feminism is for women to choose to do whatever is most convenient for your penis. you are our #1 ally.

[beemovieerotica]

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

[evilselfship]

[5tarplayboy]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[becdecorbin]

[dogpuppy]

[sunriseseance]

Right now my thoughts are with the family of Melissa Hortman, a democrat from Minnesota who was assassinated along with her husband and her dog in the dead of night. Senator Mike Lee (from Utah) made a joke about it. There was no moment of silence, no national response. MAGA extremism kills people.

[yamino]

Here’s a picture of her and her dog. Sometimes it’s hard to really conceptualize these things without faces to go with the names. I wonder why no major news outlets have focused on this story, or posted this photo of her with her golden retriever. Her dog looks just like mine. My heart is shattered every time I look at this.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[formlessdemi]

[johnnycrass]

people act like subconscious and blatant misogyny in america is practically gone lol die. im still in disbelief that straight up rapists are in so many positions of power here but im also not shocked at all. the singular uniting value everyone seems to have is a deep hatred for women thats incredible and i hate it here

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

[goodmiffy]

like i am just sick to death of seeing women on their knees like a dog. there’s a reason you don’t see men on all fours

[veiledfigure]

hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

[creepingmonsterism]

*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25