Maybe I should grow up
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@kururu4ever
Maybe I should grow up
I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! Iâm gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit theyâre dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.
The Humans: Penguin! No way! Iâm gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit itâs flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.
where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?
@joy-and-whimsy-official
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy đ§
Local elf malfunctioned over a 6 foot beauty in her lap
⊠chimera of the dungeon âŠ
having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in
Get off my lawn.
i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots
Just the complete opposite of satisfying anime food.
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought âwhy do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,â so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? Itâs alright if you canât because apparently I fuckin couldnât either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you donât need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like letâs say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said âthereâs gonna come a time, probably when youâre a teenager, where youâre gonna think, âI feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I havenât needed it in years.â and youâre gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess whatâs gonna happen then? Youâre gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and youâre gonna be dying again, and weâre gonna have to find you another liver. So donât do that.â And I said âwhy the fuck would anyone do that?â and he said âpeople are stupid.â
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or donât wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think âugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?â and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
ok.
Conner Kent by Francis Manapul!
"Link, you must find me"
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gloominny on twitter
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say âiâm in love with youâ and the other one replied âsword slash to the chest. and youâre on fireâ
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes âșïž hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
You're ok with abortion?
Only when itâs completely necessary, like when a woman is pregnant and doesnât want to be anymore.Â
My roommates and I messed up some iron-on transfer instructions and nowâŠ