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•Kevin • ISFJ • Pisces • 17 • Gay•

[peerieweirdo]

every time my dad is being annoying i just remind him that he works for one of the publishers that rejected harry potter

[balconyscene]

[fidget-sinner]

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

[n-haught]

I got this.

me right before doing something that I clearly do not got (via lazypacific)

[4taehyun-moved-deactivated20171]

RUBY AND SAPPHIRE

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[ruinedchildhood]

[dirtylittledamsel]

WHERE

ARE

THE

NEW

EMOJIS

[5543543646445rty65y65-deactivat]

i fforgot i did this over th break

[myrtlewilson]

i support being gay and i support space and i support being gay in space

[sloan-mimosa]

[labias]

Me

[naturaekos]

2016 please be good.

(via chanelblissxo)

[jewlsies]

@ girls who wear fake eyelashes to school: the fact that u take the time to glue individual hairs to ur eyeball to look nice for ur education is admirable and i envy u because I do not have nearly that amount of dedication

[jsrfislife-deactivated20151004]

As a guy, I never notice unless I’m inches from a girl’s face anyway so what’s the big effort for?

Also, maybe biased because I prefer girls without makeup tbh

[jewlsies]

i have a feeling u don’t get too close to any girl’s face anyway so unfortunately your preferences are completely irrelevant

[fortressofself]

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

[merica-for-mericans-deactivated]

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[prinsessaislensku-deactivated20]

yo: por qué están destruyendo el mundo? :( los extraterrestres: por que hay personas que creen que el inglés es el solo idioma que hay que hablar yo: ok está justo, yo entiendo

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[patrickat]

jIHvaD: qatlh tera’ Qaw’ SoH!!! nov: HoSqu'mo’ yIn nuvpu’ ‘Iv tera'ngan jISaghbe’ Hol neH critique'a'wIj nIS chaH. jIHvaD: ‘e’ may. jIyaj.

[maskedlinguist]

Sea: Katatera dai aliera daiveit'i? Masani: Olonesu shana karitsh'ira yen Ingĭlishananera tian isish'ira mosurokenne. Sea: Amuran keronne. Anastse.

[nothingrhymeswithiero-deactivat]

لي: لماذا أنت تدمير الأرض !!!

الأجانب: بسبب ثيريس الناس الذين يعتقدون أن اللغة الإنجليزية هي اللغة الوحيدة التي تحتاج إلى التحدث

لي: الذي يكون المعرض أفهم

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

mig: hvorfor ødelægger du jorden !!! rumvæsen: fordi der er folk der tror at engelsk er det eneste sprog, de har brug for at kunne snakke mig: det er retfærdigt jeg forstår

[unofficial-estonia]

mina: Miks te maad hävitate??

tulnukad: kuna on olemas inimesi kes arvavad, et inglise keel on ainuke keel mida peab teadma

mina: see on aus vastus, ma mõistan

[serbland]

ја: зашто уништавате Земљу?

ванземаљци: зато што има људи који мисле да је енглески једини језик којим треба да говоре

ја: то је фер, разумем

[useless-sloveniafacts]

jaz: zakaj uničujete zemljo!!!

vesoljci: ker obstajajo ljudje, ki mislijo, da je angleščina edini jezik, ki ga rabijo govoriti

jaz: okej pošteno, razumem

[useless-turkeyfacts]

ben: neden dünya'yı yok ediyorsun!!! uzaylılar: çünkü ingilizce'nin bilmeleri gereken tek dil olduğunu düşünen insanlar var ben: eyvallah kolay gelsin

[poorolds0ul]

나 : 왜 지구를 멸망하는 건가요? 우주인 : 영어 만 말하는 필요가 없다고 생각하는 사람이 있기 때문입니다 나 : 과연, 좋아요

[uselessprussiafacts-deactivated]

ego: Cur tellurem deletis?

alieni: Quia nonnulli homines cogitant tantum liguam anglicam uti debere.

ego: Bene est. Intellego.

[janiedean]

me: perché state distruggendo il pianeta?

gli alieni: perché esistono persone che pensano che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua che hanno bisogno di conoscere

me: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[curlavski]

аз: защо унищожавате земята?

извънземните: защото има хора, които смятат английския за единствения език, дето трябва да се знае.

аз: разбирам, прави сте. 

[galvantulite]

mi: pam yr ydych yn dinistrio ddaear

estroniaid: oherwydd bod theres bobl sy'n meddwl mai Saesneg yw'r unig iaith sydd eu hangen arnynt i siarad

mi: thats deg i ddeall

[ethiopienne]

yoooooo

[misandry-mermaid]

Here’s some more:

You interrupted me, I’m not finished talking

You’re making me uncomfortable

Leave me alone

Don’t talk to me like that

[blackfemalescientist]

1. You repeated my idea 2. You’re in my space 4. No, I won’t do that for you 5. I am aware of that