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Italian Elon Musk is having a field day today
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my absolute favorite genre of tourist is British People who underestimate how stupid big the US is
Itâs like ALL Europeans! People show up to my job at like 11AM saying âI need to get to the city for my flight by 3, what can I see between now and then?â and I get to tell them âWell if you leave RIGHT NOW you MIGHT be able to make your flight at 3âł and watch them flap around like a dying fish.
I had a dude say he was hoping to take a day trip to Mt Rushmore after doing the main famous thing at my park, and he got PISSED when I told him that it was a 17 hour round trip. âThatâs unacceptable!â he said, like we had just moved it further a week earlier.
A family once stopped in and said they were trying to get to a random small town in Missouri and were flabbergasted when I said that I had never heard of it, and that I had no way of looking up where it was, and basically just giving them directions to get to the city due east of where we were so they could go to the library and print out directions (they also never like that we donât have wide ranging cell service. We got working internet last summer. This isnât news.)
Size culture shock is such a huge thing. I'm from Northern Ireland so for the longest time the relatively small distance I could travel felt like "the most" (even now a trip to Bangor or Derry feels massive even though it's like, and hour/hour thirty tops).
Even when I did go somewhere else as a kid, since the structure of a trip would be dictated by my parents or like, teachers n stuff, nothing really felt "big".
But for uni I lived in England (I know) and even that felt so much more massive than anything I was used to. I was in a shopping center that I feel could comfortably house most of Belfast city centre.
So I can't even beging to imagine how overwhelmed I'll be if I ever go to like, mainland Europe again, or the states đľ
Iâm from Phoenix, AZ. When I was a kid we used to drive to Los Angeles to see my grandparents 1-2 times each year, so in my brain LA is fairly close. Unbearably dull drive on account of the scenery, but close. Itâs about 6 hours.
A few years ago I did a little road trip around Norway and averaged about 2-3 hours of driving most days. When I would mention this to Norwegians, multiple times they looked completely aghast and asked me if I was okay. Wasnât I tired, how can I stand that much car time?
I didnât know how to explain to them that I would travel 3 hours just for food Iâm craving.
Ah, memories of driving a 4hr round trip every weekend to see my now-wife. It was a mountain pass, too, so I'd have to check the weather constantly during the winter to make sure it wasn't closed because of avalanche or blizzard conditions. And I'd make sure I had music, podcasts, and maps preloaded and saved to my phone because cell service was spotty for a good portion of the drive.
Sometimes during our visit we'd want to visit the nearby city, which was a 2hr round trip (or more) through a winding canyon road with no exits in between.
brit friend: i don't see my family often because they're so far away me: oh no! that's awful, where do they live? brit friend: 2 hours by car me: ... i used to drive 6 hours roundtrip for daytrips to go to the closest mall
Most people in the Philippines are used to travelling for hours just to get to work, school, or just because. I, personally, am used to travelling (my dad's hometown is an 8-12 hour drive, mom's 4-6, we travel this far at least twice a year) and am so baffled at how near everything seems to be in Europe.
"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!
Iâm looking at a lot of replies to this and some people really donât get what this is like.
For context; Iâm a recovering poly addict (somebody who was addicted to multiple different substances). For those who are nosy, it was alcohol and opioids.
I was also *technically* homeless for a period. I was lucky to be able to couch surf but there was definitely days where I had no idea where I was going to stay, and constantly had to rely of the kindness of others. I was on welfare at the time, but not much.
I was trying to get sober while couch surfing and holy fucking shit, itâs hard, I donât think anyone understands how hard it is. I was fortunate to be able to lay on a warm couch and have withdrawals and even then, it was hard. That added stress of knowing that I was going to have to move on to the next kind person in my life was an extra layer to add onto how fucking sick I was. A lot of people donât understand the physical aspect of drug use. My first night I spent violently shaking and clinging to a toilet bowl, wondering if I was dying.
I cannot even begin to fathom what it is like for those living on the street going through withdrawls. Hungry, cold, sleeping in a tent or on a cardboard box or on the god damn ground. I do not blame a single person for using money I give to avoid that. That is not a situation where it is reasonable to ask people to get sober. Itâs just not.
Support homeless addicts, unconditionally, or donât bother pretending like you care about them. Take the niciesties out the fucking door. If your criteria for helping homeless people includes âsobrietyâ then you donât actually care.
Every single human being--yes, even the one you're about to mention--deserves clean, dignified housing. Demanding someone meet some arbitrary bar of moral rectitude before they're allowed to have housing is setting the most vulnerable among us up to fail.
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An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
âThere were a lot of things we couldnât do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.
It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.
I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldnât match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.
Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.
We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: âNovember Charlie 175, Iâm showing you at ninety knots on the ground.â
Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the â Houston Center voice.â I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this countryâs space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didnât matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.
Just moments after the Cessnaâs inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. âI have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.â Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. âCenter, Dusty 52 ground speed checkâ. Before Center could reply, Iâm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, olâ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. Heâs the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: âDusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.â
And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds weâll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.
Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: âLos Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?â There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. âAspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.â
I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: âAh, Center, much thanks, weâre showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.â
For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A. came back with, âRoger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.â
It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine dayâs work.
We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.â
-Brian Schul, Sled Driver: Flying The Worldâs Fastest Jet
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guys seriously tho what the fuck even was the SR-71 blackbird. That plane is like someone made a fucking bet. Like someone went âI have ten bucks that says you canât make something that cruises at Mach 2.5âł and the aero folks scoffed and went hold our collective goddamn beers and then they cracked out a plane that CRUISES AT MACH 3 (for reference the much vaunted âsupercruiseâ of the F-22 is only a few ticks above Mach 1). You need to understand how patently absurd this fucking vehicle is from nose to tail. Its original iteration, the A-12, was the successor to the U-2 when it became clear the USSR had developed missiles that could fly high enough to shoot it down so instead they built a new plane so fast you couldnât fucking hit it. THAT WAS LITERALLY HOW THE SR-71 WORKED. By the time you realized what was goddamn happening at 80,000 feet it was already out of your fucking timezone. One time a pilot missed a turn by a second and ended up over Atlanta instead of DC. It flew so fast and got so hot that the entire fuselage stretched by several inches midflight which turned out to be a gigantic pain because all the fuel lines were hooked up assuming this stretching factor, so while on the ground it leaked like a goddamn sieve so at one point they decided to combat this BY STUFFING IT FULL OF KOTEX literally they had to shove tampons in this incredibly sophisticated aircraft so the fuel would stay in. It was the first serious aircraft built entirely out of titanium because no other metal could do the job, and at the time titanium wasnât a widely-used metal so the worldâs only major supplier WAS THE ACTUAL USSR SO THE US ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE MATERIAL TO MAKE THEIR SECRET SPY PLANE FROM THE PEOPLE THEY WERE SPYING ON.Â
TL;DR Every single thing about this fucking aircraft is fucking ridiculous.
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