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spacedace

What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

ailithnight

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

spacedace

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

muckmagister

fruitisthenewvegitable

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh i've written that one

elevenfifths

#feelings

theunfairfolk

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

nauseousidiot

dariusblake

Perhaps exploration of this idea has gone far enough.

insaneostyle

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

countess-of-edessa

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

woolandflax

Behold

A chicken

jaerjar

Behold

A Man

thecraftt-deactivated20250416

This is the best thing on the internet.

dariusblake

Diogenes is CACKLING.

montygreen

blythe-ly

I miss Jason

ahallister

Honestly, that scale actually makes perfect sense, especially for a sixty person dance crew. You want people who are really good at what they do, but not who will attempt to stand out and affect the cohesion of the group. Too fresh and not fresh enough are both negative qualities. And Jason is just saying that an 8 represents the ideal amount. That’s actually pretty deep, and suggests a collectivist instinct in him.

And yes, that means that Jason is effectively saying that Michael is too smart for his own good, to his detriment.

procrastinatingfeminist

This reminds me of choir singing, actually. Obviously you want good singers with a good range and loud. If you have one or two who are significantly louder than the rest? It will stand out. If you have singers who have unique, outstanding voices, it doesn’t matter how beautifully they sing - they won’t mesh with the rest and they will sound off. This is a choir, not your chance to dazzle everyone. You need to be able to curb back even things you excel at to blend in. And vice versa - if every second note you hit is wrong, there is a good chance that you destabilise even those who know their parts. They start second guessing themselves.

mcapriglioneart

how to draw arms ? ?

swagginsloths

holy fuck

shoutsofthunder

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

gabbyzvolt25

I NEARLY CHOKED

lifeofcynch

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

deactivated-blog

finally. i can be accurate

shiny-charming

This is too fucking great to not reblog

wishem

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

keithislactoseintolerant-deacti

🤣🤣

urhella-gaychloe

LMAOOOOOO

fernacular

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

fernacular

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting:

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

erasaure

i-am-corbin-dallas

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

drrockbell

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

pinkmistle06

Reblogging for my art buddies!

just-laufeyson-deactivated20231

This is super helpful for me now :D

pg-chan

lol, I remember my sister had to take an anatomy class at art school where she was required to sculpt each muscle out of clay and put them all on a tiny skeleton. They brought up a lot of examples of different art styles anatomy (ex: Peanuts, Scooby-Doo), saying you could have whatever anatomy you want, you just need to stay consistent within that, and in order to do that you have to know how ACTUAL anatomy works first.

Of course this also means that her art college had a room full of small skeletons that they handed out to new art students every year, and I’m sure that didn’t result in shenanigans at all.

residentgoodgirl

@blogilates

If I had the “perfect” body throughout history, this is what I’d look like.

Mid 2010s-2018 - Big butts, wide hips, tiny waists, and full lips are in! There is a huge surge in plastic surgery for butt implants thanks to Instagram models posting “belfies”. 🍑 Even cosmetic surgery doctors have become IG-famous for reshaping women. Between 2012-2014, butt implants and injections rise by 58%.

Mid 90s-2000s - Big boobs, flat stomachs, and thighs gaps are in. In 2010, breast augmentation is the highest performed cosmetic surgery in the United States. 👙 It’s the age of the Victoria’s Secret Angel. She’s tall, thin, and she’s always got long legs and a full chest.

Early 90s - THIN IS IN. Having angular bone structure, looking emaciated, and super skinny is what’s dominating the runways and the magazine covers. There’s even a name for it: “heroin chic”.

1950s - The hourglass shape is in. ⏳ Elizabeth Taylor‘s 36-21-36 measurements are the ideal. Marilyn Monroe’s soft voluptuousness is lusted after. Women are advertised weight gaining pills to fill themselves out. Playboy magazine and Barbie are created in this decade.

1920s - Appearing boyish, androgynous and youthful, with minimal breasts, and a straight figure is in! Unlike the “Gibson Girl” of the Victorian Era, women are choosing to hide their curves, and are doing so by binding their chests with strips of cloth to create that straight figure suitable for flapper dresses.

1400-1700 The Italian Renaissance - Looking full with a rounded stomach, large hips, and an ample bosom is in. Being well fed is a sign of wealth and status. Only the poor are thin.

Why do we treat our bodies like we treat fashion? “Boobs are out! Butts are in!” Well, the reality is, manufacturing our bodies is a lot more dangerous than manufacturing clothes. Stop throwing your body out like it’s fast fashion.

Please treat your body with love & respect and do not succumb to the beauty standard. Embrace your body because it is YOUR own perfect body. ♥️

#blogilates #theperfectbody

sarahconnorjr

cloverhighfive

scarf-it-box

In case you’re uninitiated:

These are the current female volleyball uniforms

The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games

When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.

ssjdebusk

“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”

*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*

montereybayaquarium

Having an eggscellent time during Sea Otter Awareness Week so far

montereybayaquarium

Deep sea pin cushion?

Or Japanese porcupine crab?

You decide...

weltenwellen

Rainer Maria Rilke in a letter to Lou Andreas-Salomé, published in Rilke and Andreas-Salomé: A Love Story in Letters

psikonauti

Georges Léonnec (French,1881 – 1940)

Cover of “La Vie Parisienne”, 1924

emilianadarling

people who discover a fic and leave a comment on every chapter as they read it are the unsung heroes of our era.

thelostswede

blueartistic813

TONIGHT

lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240

TONIGHT

Tonight!!!

TONIGHT

T O N I G H T !

Tonight!!!! 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

perrisbueller-deactivated202002

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

donnasweettttttttt

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

kryptonians

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

dangerousturkey

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

onion-souls

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

I am trying to be extra Not Patriotic today out of disrespect to the Queen so right now I am attempting an American grilled cheese sandwich instead of a British toastie

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Result: why are you all lying about grills, you fry the damn thing

However it is very good. Exactly like a toastie, but not sealed around the edges. Pros: when I bit into it I did not instantly incinerate my tongue in the boiling steam trapped within the molten pocket of the toastie. Cons: the filling was able to leak out a bit and burn my fingers.

Pros (related): I no longer have fingerprints and can now commit Crime

In conclusion I give it 9/10, thank you America

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys