~Greetings~

Aquarius| ENFP| USA| 30+| Chronic Reblogger and spreader of chaos one post at a time!

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[stevienick]

my favorite horror movies + the cure playing on the background (on youtube)

[ptsilenthill]

This video changed my life by the way like I just feel like we should know that this video kills people and rebirths them

[cindrawing]

I’m sorry but I just had this funny feeling…

[lady-averie]

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.

[oldshrewsburyian]

Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:

She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.

I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…

[lady-averie]

Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it

[red-garden]

Doing something to Yue Qingyuan tomorrow…

[red-garden]

He’s back in the fucking building again…

(These are real photos from the Florida caverns, we were sadly not allowed to bring the Yue Qingyuan plushy into the caves. Here is him in a less cool cave.)

My official propaganda to go visit Floridas state parks

[red-garden]

He also visited Torreya state park— the cite of a battle in the American Civil War, and home to a very specific type of tree (Torreya taxifolia or Florida Nutmeg) that only grows in this area. They are critically endangered, only around 700 trees known as of 2022, and their population continues to decline. They are one of the rarest conifers in the world. Yue Qingyuan was greatly saddened by the slow decline of biodiversity. He asks that you also visit Torreya state park so that the state government pays it more attention and funding to support conservation efforts. (Just not in the summer. So sweaty….)

[risaruru]

thank you...! // this is genuinely so stupid im crying

[risaruru]

I got a new tablet! back to bingqiu posting babey!!

[risaruru]

I know this is an art account but I need to show you guys this AMV I made :3 meant to look like a 13 y/o made this on microsoft movie maker and posted it on youtube in 2009

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[biidamacafe]

Valko Latte Art on douyin

please link back to this post if you use my gifs

[qintten]

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[darthwillies]

say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.

[mwphisto]

You swear Valko is trying to torture you.

A weekend stay at his grandmother’s house, a good chunk of his immediate and extended family staying as well. And he still has the audacity to prance around his childhood bedroom is nothing but a pair of low handing gray sweats.

“Val, baby. Please find a shirt.” The house had finally gone quiet for the first time in hours. The pups asleep, the parents finally able to relax, uncle Valko and their new auntie now hiding in uncle Valko’s old room… “It’s just you and me, why do I need a shirt?” Oh, bless him…

You shift under the blankets, thighs pressing together deliciously as you glance over the tanned muscles of his torso. Only for him to shift and remind you that he has model robots collecting dust on some bookshelves behind him with a middle school robotics trophy. “Because.”

It’s all you can muster, and his tail wags slow and steady in honest confusion. “Because why? I always sleep without a shirt, don’t I? My family has seen me like this plenty—“ you roll over, burying your burning face into his pillow and whining. He was totally missing the point, by a mile.

“Ohh, I get it.” He murmurs as he watches your legs kick under the blankets. Nose twitching as he zeroes in on your scent shamelessly. “You’re horny. And my nakedness isn’t helping your cause, right?” You pop up, looking over your shoulder to glare at him with an exaggerated pout.

“You’re so hot, Val. And you’re making it worse with what you’re wearing. Plus we’re in a house full of wolves, not only can we not have sex. Even if we could, I’m not letting you fuck me in your childhood bed.”

That earns a rich, deep rumbling of laughter from his chest, only fanning the flames. “We could always sneak out for some late night snacks? There is a convenient store that’s 24 hours like fifteen minutes…” you’re already rolling out of bed, not bothering to grab your purse.

“You still need a shirt.” You murmur as you make it for the door, eyeing him with wide, needy eyes. “Even if you’re going to rip it off me in 5 minutes?”

“Even if I’m going to rip it off in 3 minutes.”

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa