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successfully navigating a social interaction really does feel like picking the correct dialogue option in a video game

person i'm having a conversation with: i really enjoy talking to you :)

the social success meter that lingers at the edges of my vision at all times:

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

don’t hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

bbg you look gnc (ghastly, nightmarish, creepy) asf today

Employment office made me take this weiord test

absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

In light of today’s bird app news, I’m glad we can be an inspiration to those less fortunate than us. Godspeed

i do have to hand it to him

the oldest women you’ve ever seen in your life will be at JoAnn Fabrics

In light of today’s bird app news, I’m glad we can be an inspiration to those less fortunate than us. Godspeed

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

Heres the thing I really wanna do a cover of califorMIA but I'm quarantined with my mom so I cant really shout "my moms a bitch" right now

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

5 more minutes, that’s it. then she’s out… 4… 3 minutes. okay. 3 minutes.

Hes… gay…

But… germs…

wtf