❇️kyndelion❇️

23 she/they

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[fartnoise2002]

[ageae]

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[subsequentibis]

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

[userfish]

[subsequentibis]

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

the sativa...!!

[partlyironic]

some of my favourite comments as seen on chris fleming's youtube recently

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[spelldealer]

*presses a button and everything stays the same except now stranger things ended after one season in 2016 and is remembered fondly as a great miniseries and nothing more*

[nintengu]

[fyterx]

Ah, it's good to see you :D

Gordon, you lllllll𝕃𝕆𝕌𝕤𝕪 mothufucker. GET YO 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐊 - 𝐀𝐒𝐒 down tothe 𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 or else i will ＳＨＯＶＥ 🆃🅷🅴 ＳＡＭＰＬＥ up your 𝔞𝔰𝔰.

*beep bee-beep bee-beep* *splat*

𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄ᴄʀᴏᴡᴀᴠᴇ

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[northirish]

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[madnessofmen]

[probuccalfat]

frankly i feel absolutely no, probably even negative, kinship with childfree people who hate children lol that’s not why i’m childfree… i’m actually childfree because i love and respect children enough to know that i am not the kind of person to give them the kind of childhood and parent they rightfully deserve

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-