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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@kyu-arashibara
She’s fighting for her life 💔
It doesn’t matter if you have a dog or not—you know what love and loyalty mean. This 7-year-old girl gave her family nothing but love, and now she needs us.
Please help if you can, or at least share her story so she’s not fighting alone. 🐾❤️
She’s only 7 years old — gentle, loyal, and the soul of our home. … Nikola Chesmadjiski needs your support for Urgent: Our Sweet Girl Needs
A new folk hero for the working class. Be like this comrade every chance you can get away with.
The sequel.
Context:
The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostly human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that there’s an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a long distance) all known succubi to make sure they aren’t starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if you’re supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug?
The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected Colleague so it would be Highly Unprofessional to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldn’t treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.
She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her he’d be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).
So you’ve got the world’s dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and he’s trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide to “help”.
you know I can respect that premise.
anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice
me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–
them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though
me:
being a gym leader isnt about having strong pokemon, good strategy, or any of that shit. its about having an aesthetics and sticking to it hard like your fucking life depends on it
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.
A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.
ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall
no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?
Okay, but how is this
I’m at a loss for words
This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson.
Someone: did you go to class today?
Me: I was physically present in the room.
Cat Man Disco Party. (via elgatomontes)
Don’t bother inviting me if your party isn’t this lit
this post is just calling anti feminists racist
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Would you look at that, the shoe fits
Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin
omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN
give me your fucking wig
Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind
NOPE! Bye bye!
I lowkey thought OP wanted Danny Devito as Hercules
He becomes everyone in the movie….
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
…that’s cheating!
HOLY SHIT
That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?
“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”
For anyone confused: the red represents the murder rate. Look at the numbers at the y axis. The graph is upside down because, normally, a graph starts at 0 and then goes up, but this one ends at 0.
As we put it in German: never trust statistics you haven’t manipulated yourself
this is fucking disgusting
There, I fixed it.
Holy fuck this is utterly vile.
This is why I believe everyone should have a stats class in highschool. People can moan about math all the way want but things like this affect not only your life but society itself. Being able to read graphs properly, understand statistics… It frees you from so much.
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#no I like seeing life thru a garden trowel
yes good thank you for putting it into words.
This is where you go to meet god before she vibe checks you back to hell
