AskMalice

mal·ice noun 1. the intention or desire to do evil; ill will.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

[chronicintrovert]

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

[centrally-unplanned]

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

[bayouette]

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

[dduane]

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

[kosmogrl]

"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?

[kosmogrl]

real

[serethereal]

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

[sleavesofgrass]

This really perfectly sums it up tbh

[homunculus-argument]

I will never get tired of how funny it is when people respond to the posts they don't like by turning it into blackout poetry. What sheer fucking splendour, grabbing something you loathe and then turning it into art as an expression of your utter disrespect and disregard of this person's stupid-ass opinions. It's not simply contempt, but an elaborate display of how little it matters to you.

What a way to show that you find this person so beneath your respect that you won't argue their stupid opinions, you won't even gracefully ignore them like you would politely and tactfully turn a blind eye to the embarrassing mishaps of some fool who doesn't know better. No, you choose to turn it into a plaything, making it your arts and crafts material.

The hilarious indignity of having someone pick up something you thought were bold and fine statements, the pinnacle of truth, and saying "this block of stupid text is as worthless as a rock, but allow me to carve it into art, so that it could perhaps be turned into something that possesses worth and beauty."

[xrinnihil]

I'm sorry op, but how could I pass on this one

[homunculus-argument]

Me casting out a big block of solid text about blackout poetry, in order to catch blackout poetry in the wild:

[samzshits]

[sense8-sonder]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[heavensghost]

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

[stuckinapril]

i honestly don’t know how this happened but somewhere between my childhood and formative years i forgot how to exist like a normal person and started to either overthink everything or make disastrous choices without any proper thinking at all. no middle ground whatsoever

[stuckinapril]

please don’t be mean to me i will literally be on my deathbed replaying it in my head asking myself why i’m such a unique annoyance to society

[stuckinapril]

i am nothing if not an amalgamation of every inconvenient moment for which i was the cause

[stuckinapril]

“I want a bf” “I want a gf” okay??? I want to let go of my past no matter how hurtful the memories might be??? I want love to define me rather than break me in my feverish attempts to seek it????? I want the ever shifting opinions of other people to no longer have such a chokehold on me?????

[fairycosmos]

i still cant believe there’s chemicals inside my brain and theyre fucking me up all the time 

[fairycosmos]

i want to touch my brain chemicals

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[theaxiomofhope]

the last sentence of my thesis

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[chiffoun-deactivated20200409]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

WHAT SHOW IS THIS???

[count-dorkula]

STAR TREK

[antikate]

Very upsetting that on this fresh morning in this broken world I am subjected to emails

[antikate]

I don’t know what you’re doing with your one wild and precious life but I’m making tables in word documents

[antikate]

The soft animal of my body does not love spreadsheets

[antikate]

All my life I was a bride married to amazement but unfortunately I also had to attend zoom meetings

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]