the infinite sadness

ender | 26 | usa "And if you ever told me forever, I'm still here, wondering where the time went."

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[jsillabub]

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

[kalgalen]

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

[podcastwizard]

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

[podcastwizard]

hopital

[thememedaddy]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Hence the invention of the Porch

[pillarofawesome]

[kosmogrl]

I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

[kosmogrl]

[oneswordstyle]

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

[caecilii]

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

[blackpyrefly]

i think about this so often. world changing post.

[fatestayyuri]

the potshot at his fucking league of legends rank thrown in there. Like he's already going to jail man c'mon

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[onlinebeast]

[medievaljournalist]

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[electricslug]

[kosmogrl]

I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

[kosmogrl]

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[the-merry-gnome]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

The Mist (2007) by Frank Darabont

[toskarin]

remember how profanity was made out to be the worst thing in the world when you were a kid and then when you grew up everyone was like "just kidding, nobody actually cares, we were just doing that so we could yell at you"

[pixeljade]

Sometimes I come across Real Actual Adults who get upset over swearing and every time they're like the most sheltered bizarre extreme-christian-upbringing, and for them it's also just a weird judging thing. Like where in the bible does it say "don't say fuck", point it out to me you little trad shit

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

[weirdness-is-good]

[nudityandnerdery]

"Yes, yes, I know how capitalism works."