Ral's...blog?

hi. i'm ral.

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[animals-lovers]

[cat-parlour]

[starlingheart]

Foot

[infernalhera]

The beans are growing nicely this year.

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[goron-king-darunia]

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

[pg-chan]

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

[latenights]

I love people who teach me something new. Expand my mind. Talk to me about the universe. Share your dreams with me. Take me on a mental trip.

[in-wonderland0-deactivated20240]

YES

[funny-tik-toks]

[dailylmgifs]

LITTLE MIX Sweet Melody (2020)

[lluviagf]

sometimes the heart's like !!!!!!!! and there's nothing you can do about it

[bpdsoul]

Is this about anxiety or love

[dechart]

yes

[klubbhead]

[sephezade]

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

[mellowhero]

I high-key hate this so much

[inactivew-deactivated20260113]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[cutaloo-deactivated20240803]

Wow. A whole mood.

[dutchster]

[catchymemes]

[teyrn-cousland-deactivated20210]

Can someone please explain to me why the cat reacts in that way?

[lilybug981]

It looks like the cat is getting scritches on their back close to the base of the tail. That’s a hard to groom spot for cats, so having somebody else groom it feels pretty great. Outdoor cats especially can get itchy there, and the biting motion is a response to the scritches feeling really good. It’s kinda like a dog kicking their leg like they’re scratching when you give them a good belly rub. So no worries, this cat is not stressed!

[jelloapocalypse]

Me playing with the staple remover

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[shingojira]

[christmascockies-deactivated201]

i stopped caring when i was like 3

[everythingfox]

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