[pitbolshevik]

remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

[pitbolshevik]

her edgy love interest was like "my name is Four because im only afraid of four things 😈"

[pitbolshevik]

these are his fears btw

[pitbolshevik]

wait that's 5. this dude cant fucking count

[pitbolshevik]

"fear of being shot" is so fucking funny to me doesnt everyone have that fear

[junglejim4322]

I’m not scared of any of this stuff personally if I was in divergent they’d call me None

[halfbakedhedonist]

Accompanying my little sister to a chappell roan concert with my dirty blonde hair in a messy bun. I sit in the front row, too entranced by my copy of 'dykes to watch out for' by alison bechdel to dance along to 'HOT TO GO!' At the end of the performance, a security guard taps my shoulder. Chappell has noticed my lack of enthusiasm and I've caught her interest. She invites me backstage....

[kadiumz]

stay warm this snooesday, okay?

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[thememedaddy]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Hence the invention of the Porch

[pillarofawesome]

[unsubconscious]

Jeremy Miranda

[betelgeusing]

#the loving and intentional recreation of mundane things my beloved (x)

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[memeartisan]

[aflo]

[sleepy-bebby]

[captmuldoon]

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

[punkrorschach]

the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

mouse drill sergeant: you will NOT squeak unless squoken to.

[were--ralph]

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

[molabuddy]

i couldn't think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

[estrogenfool-defunct]

[kitten-cab00dle]

[that-guy-meg]

[thedorkdionysia]

[puerto-nic0]

NON-BINARY SLAY

[rottingfacade]

the non-binary stray

[cognitohazardous]

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[thekimonogallery]

by Japanese artist おたま姉妹 @otamashimai

[plaguedocboi]

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

[plaguedocboi]