As good as it gets when it gets this good.

'phoria: Previously violenty cuddling

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[meangirlnurse]

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

[meangirlnurse]

[laboratorysatisfactory]

Me at work

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[alycyn]

trying to flirt like

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[aquariia1-deactivated20140605]

the more I think about my past self the more I

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[publicschoolstories]

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

[m1uw]

now that is big dick energy

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[ojalla]

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

[bnmxfld]

“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”

— Stephen King / On Writing

[teenagerposts]

tumblr is not the place to be happy and in love keep that on instagram its 24/7 depression hours over here

[sicknare]

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

*goes to use the bathroom at Jimmy Johns*

“Get the fuck out" 

[gamecubewizard]

thats jimmy john